Renton 17759 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 (edited) That's like me saying I have ruled out having sex with Scarlett Johansson*. I haven't really Scarlett pet, if you're reading this. Edited May 10, 2023 by Renton 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 You wouldn’t like Renton when he’s angry Oops! NSFW obvs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30393 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Might be a decent idea to put a nsfw tag on that post 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17759 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 20 minutes ago, Alex said: Might be a decent idea to put a nsfw tag on that post FFS! I was in work yesterday and obviously on the office network and that GIF was a decent, static image (made little sense like). Blocked somehow? Now I'm back at home and I'm watching the type of porn I suspect Fish is into. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, Alex said: Might be a decent idea to put a nsfw tag on that post Done 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26317 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17759 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 She can land on my lap anytime.... And so it was, the MFication my life continued downwards.... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 17 minutes ago, Renton said: She can land on my lap anytime.... And so it was, the MFication my life continued upwards.... Fyp 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14584 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 So a bit of a to do in the house this morning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, ewerk said: It’s been an hour since this was posted. Gemmill will be on tenterhooks, so here we go. She’s finnished her husband. There, that’s better. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9201 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 And Fish will FYP 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 16 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: So a bit of a to do in the house this morning Bollockings always sound better when they’re dished out with a northern dialect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 5 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: And Fish will FYP 🙂 He’ll be getting Badenoched if he dares. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Monkeys Fist 38749 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Renton 17759 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Ahhh look, Les Dennis when he had hair and before Amanda Holden ripped his heart out and shat on it. Anyway I digress. Yay for the twelfth successive interest rate rise, sucking more money out my family finances bit by bit and cancelling out every gain I make to my budget by economising on everything else. Thank fuck we have the economically competent conservatives in charge otherwise fuck knows where we would be. Anybody else on a tracker or getting near the end of a fixed rate term? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 42 minutes ago, Renton said: Ahhh look, Les Dennis when he had hair and before Amanda Holden ripped his heart out and shat on it. Anyway I digress. Yay for the twelfth successive interest rate rise, sucking more money out my family finances bit by bit and cancelling out every gain I make to my budget by economising on everything else. Thank fuck we have the economically competent conservatives in charge otherwise fuck knows where we would be. Anybody else on a tracker or getting near the end of a fixed rate term? They've now changed their mind haven't they on what the inflation will be by the end of the year. Utter fucking sacks of shit. Hopefully you'll be fine and get sorted dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17759 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: They've now changed their mind haven't they on what the inflation will be by the end of the year. Utter fucking sacks of shit. Hopefully you'll be fine and get sorted dude. Cheers, I'm doing okay, it's just the nice things I need to cut down on, like meals out. Used to do this most weeks a few years back, now it's a once a month treat if that. But I dread to think how people are doing who are really leveraged with their mortgage. People say the interest rate is just going back to "normal", but normal is actually 15 years ago now so it's not normal at all for most mortgage holders. And then when you go back further, to when rates were in double digits in the 80s and early 90s, this wasn't so bad either because incomes were going up to match inflation and interest rate rises. In actual fact the real effect of this was to reduce peoples mortgage values relative to their earnings when the rates went down. Difference is now, inflation is rampant, interest is constantly going up which knacks you on mortgage payments making it worse, but it's still shit for savers as inflation is still outstripping it. The absolute worst of all worlds. But its become normalised, people just accept it and thank themselves they're better off than the next person beneath them on the ladder. No doubt that tool Greg Hands will be around soon to wave another blown up copy of Liam Byrne's joke note, to tell us how economically incompetent Labour are. Honestly don't know how these cunts have the nerve. How long have we got left now, 18 months? What a calamity this decade or tory rule has been. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Aye i saw this on insta today 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Also listening to TalkSport tonight. Andy Goldstein said he went to the pub last night with some of the crew. He got 3 pints of Guinness and a double vodka and coke. It came to £47,50. I simply would have walked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26317 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 It was a double vodka and lemonade, you fool! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16631 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 Just now, ewerk said: It was a double vodka and lemonade, you fool! 😂 I thought you had class 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26317 Posted May 11, 2023 Share Posted May 11, 2023 You clearly don’t know me at all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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