Gemmill 34467 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 Stop cheating. I'm sorry Ken, but this is how the scoreline reads to most right thinking people. Australia 3* - 0 England *Australia team contains known ball tamperers and crybabies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 I was so hoping for a slow disintegration, Scott, so the banter could continue but I have been devoid of that pleasure. This doesn't feel like a 'real' victory at all 😆 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34467 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 That's what I've been saying Ken, to any right thinking person, it shouldn't feel like a win. You just can't put your finger on why, but I'm trying to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 As there is no cricket to watch now I think it is time to get your robot vacuum cleaner on and watch it do its work for the remainder of the day 😛 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9231 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 11 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: Tons a piece for Root and Stokes tonight. Remember where you heard it first 🤪 Fulwell 1973? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9231 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 11 hours ago, Gemmill said: SERIES VOID! Might as well have been from the decisions at the toss at the Gabba. As Michael Vaughan said on commentary, Silverwood and his team of technicians probably made the decision in July that if they won the toss they would bat first, not do something stupid like Nasser Hussain (or Cummins at the MCG) and bowl first, using your best bowler on a green top. Can't see Root wanting to continue as captain, and cannot understand why if Silverwood continues as coach, selector, etc for any future tours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted December 28, 2021 Share Posted December 28, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9231 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Fuck's sake. Another day, another shit show. At least the rain may mean we get through to day 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 5, 2022 Share Posted January 5, 2022 Its a good thing the January transfer window makes for a pleasant distraction 👈 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9231 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Fuck's sake!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Never mind lads. Back over to the Possible Transfers thread we go! 😂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34467 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Suck it, Ken! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19825 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 finally a score from young johnny bairstow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Gutsy effort (pardon the pun) from Bairstow. I will be surprised if he hasn't a fractured finger. He played on after receiving a really bad one. Stokes was immense too. Without those two the game would be over by tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Solid start from England here in their efforts to save this match. Into double figures without losing a wicket... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34467 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Do you ever sleep in Gemms? I mean if I were where you are I would practically be hibernating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Should be a good days cricket tomorrow. Not sure if Bairstow will bat and Stokes is struggling with injury too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34467 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 22 minutes ago, Ken said: Do you ever sleep in Gemms? I mean if I were where you are I would practically be hibernating. I have a brutal sleep pattern. Woke up at 4:20 today. I'd watch the cricket, but you know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 I am sorry to hear.. About your irregular sleep patterns that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6865 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Always rated Khawaja, and equally, always wondered if his lack of regular selection is to do with his “tan” 🤔 The sheep shagging criminals are always very white. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 2929 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 1 hour ago, Toonpack said: Always rated Khawaja, and equally, always wondered if his lack of regular selection is to do with his “tan” 🤔 The sheep shagging criminals are always very white. I didn't know he played for New Zealand! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 6865 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 42 minutes ago, sammynb said: I didn't know he played for New Zealand! Aussies been shagging sheep way longer than anyone, except maybe the Welsh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Have they now? Do you also believe in leprechauns? When you see a rainbow do you get on your little scooter and try to reach the end of it wishing for a pot of gold too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 The Great Escape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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