Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 What a bell end On behalf of every mammalian penis on the planet, I find this comparison offensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Did he really just compare himself to Gazza? What a fucking cock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Panicking now his money is running out. Enjoy life in non league Nile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27367 Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 Did he really just compare himself to Gazza? What a fucking cock. If he's clued up on that particular era I'd have thought he'd use Tony Cunningham as an example, both very limited strikers skills-wise although unlike Ranger, TC is an intelligent bloke. (Admit it, who thought I was comparing their race? You rotten scoundrels.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16950 Posted August 5, 2014 Share Posted August 5, 2014 Signing for Leeds apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 I guess the Leeds thing didn't work out, he has signed for Blackpool. Then again I could probably get a run out for Blackpool given how desperate they are for bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 The Blackpool nightlife and him is going to be a fucking treat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Makom 0 Posted May 19, 2015 Share Posted May 19, 2015 Unbelievably, this fuckwit is one of just 10 players Blackpool have chosen to retain. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32794959 Even though he's not even been at the club since December, because, as he claims, they "took the mick" with his contract giving him "minimum wage" and pay to play, meaning he "couldn't fill his fridge". http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sport/blackpool-fc/nile-ranger-blackpool-took-the-mick-out-of-me-1-7222281 It seems Clarky's departure has smoothed that over, and they've taken up a year's option on his contract....good luck whoever is daft enough to take the managers job there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 I think they've taken up the option as punishment for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted May 20, 2015 Share Posted May 20, 2015 Unbelievably, this fuckwit is one of just 10 players Blackpool have chosen to retain. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/32794959 Even though he's not even been at the club since December, because, as he claims, they "took the mick" with his contract giving him "minimum wage" and pay to play, meaning he "couldn't fill his fridge". http://www.blackpoolgazette.co.uk/sport/blackpool-fc/nile-ranger-blackpool-took-the-mick-out-of-me-1-7222281 It seems Clarky's departure has smoothed that over, and they've taken up a year's option on his contract....good luck whoever is daft enough to take the managers job there. There's the clue as to why he's been kept on. If his fridge gets empty enough for him to give a shit he'll be decent in League One. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34390962 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6055 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 'Sorry for taking 7 months off, can I come back please?' Might try that one at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 What a nobhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howay 12495 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 "I'm just a young boy" says a fucking 24 year old 6 or so years into his professional career. He has had more chances than most get and has fucked it all up spectacularly, now he has to try and get a job with his surname tattooed across his head . Genuinely hope clubs have learnt not to bother with him as I don't want to see him get another chance. I'm sure MF will echo my hopes to see him fail to get another chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 So he's ran out of money then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 13895 Posted September 29, 2015 Share Posted September 29, 2015 #GangstaTears Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39068 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 "I'm just a young boy" says a fucking 24 year old 6 or so years into his professional career. He has had more chances than most get and has fucked it all up spectacularly, now he has to try and get a job with his surname tattooed across his head . Genuinely hope clubs have learnt not to bother with him as I don't want to see him get another chance. I'm sure MF will echo my hopes to see him fail to get another chance. Aye, this fucking waste of skin is plumbing the depths here - using the deaths of two "mates" to attempt to excuse his ubercuntery, when in reality it simply adds to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Sounds like he's just trying to save face. I'll get my coat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 Aye, this fucking waste of skin is plumbing the depths here - using the deaths of two "mates" to attempt to excuse his ubercuntery, when in reality it simply adds to it. If he'd gone off the rails, I would be more sympathetic, but he was a horrible shitbag well before the tragic loss of life. He'll end up working in a phone shop or something, playing 5-a-side two footing with his 'fam' then being a Weekend millionaire, before ending up as a 2nd page story in the local paper, going to jail for aggravated assault on the mother of his latest progeny. It's a cliche but, christ, there's thousands of lads who'd kill to have had his footballing talent and he's completely wasted it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2188 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 He certainly doesn't deserve another chance. He's had several and he's 24 ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30715 Posted September 30, 2015 Share Posted September 30, 2015 I bet he genuinely thinks putting something like that on Twitter makes up for his behaviour He'll end up like David Roche. Hopefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slayer 3 Posted October 2, 2015 Share Posted October 2, 2015 The cheeky cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2475 Posted October 3, 2015 Share Posted October 3, 2015 That tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/ex-newcastle-striker-nile-ranger-10289119#rlabs=8%20rt$sitewide%20p$2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted October 20, 2015 Share Posted October 20, 2015 As if he'd be able to hack working in McDonalds on a Saturday afternoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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