Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER

[Monkeys Fist 38828]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

Just as long as we're all agreed that Piers Morgan is an even bigger moron.

Its a shame Piers’ dad wasn’t shot dead before he shot out his son. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 12767]

Wait until the press see Harry Kane’s “Hitler was Right” tattoo

[Howay 12462]

“I shoot with my right foot so it has a deeper meaning”  

[acrossthepond 707]

55 minutes ago, Howay said:

“I shoot with my right foot so it has a deeper meaning”  

Be kind to the lad, his dad died from being gunned down to death. 

[Sonatine 10007]

 

[Alex 30456]

[Anorthernsoul 1221]

Frank Lampard the new Derby manager, bit of a gamble for them interesting to see how his first stint in management goes.

[Andrew 4229]

 

 

[Alex 30456]

Fucking hell. 

[Tdansmith 2129]

48 minutes ago, Andrew said:

 

 

Quality journalism. 

[ewerk 26461]

Does he have a tattoo of a knife on the other leg?

[Monkeys Fist 38828]

As your average, everyday punter, I really couldn’t give a flying fuck what some overpaid fanny chooses to scratch in to the skin of his leg.

Anyone acting offended by this is SJWing like a motherfucker. 

What actually offends me is not that someone in the squad has a barely visible, shit tattoo. 

No, it’s that the barely visible, shit manager of that squad has effectively guaranteed our failure in the tournament by refusing to consider players on their merit, as opposed to being “good boys”. 

 

Oh, and the Sun can’t fuck off and catch Uber Ebola fast enough for me. 

Anyone working for that shitcloth wants a good look at themselves. 

[Monkeys Fist 38828]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Does he have a tattoo of a knife on the other leg?

Yeah, his Mam carved the Sunday roast when he was a kid, and he uses his left leg on Sundays, soooo…

[Andrew 4229]

19 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

Quality journalism. 

 

Im sure our Rayvin thinks so

[Rayvin 4964]

You think that because I thought it was a stupid way to commemorate his dad's death, that I agree with the Sun getting worked up about it?

 

I expressed an opinion on his statement more than anything 

 

I didn't even suggest it made him a bad person, just a stupid one - I was even magnanimous enough to indicate that his stupidity was likely beyond his control

[TheGingerQuiff 2412]

Think you owe him an apology tbh mate. And all of us

[Rayvin 4964]

 Probably true.

 

Sorry.

[Andrew 4229]

1 hour ago, Rayvin said:

You think that because I thought it was a stupid way to commemorate his dad's death, that I agree with the Sun getting worked up about it?

 

I expressed an opinion on his statement more than anything 

 

I didn't even suggest it made him a bad person, just a stupid one - I was even magnanimous enough to indicate that his stupidity was likely beyond his control

 

And you gave Dan the talk just earlier today.

[LooneyToony 41]

You guys are debating the merits of a footballers tattoo, and I'm wondering whether or not Kylie Minogue still has a nice set of Jubblies. 

[Andrew 4229]

Just now, LooneyToony said:

You guys are debating the merits of a footballers tattoo, and I'm wondering whether or not Kylie Minogue still has a nice set of Jubblies. 

 

What are your findings?

[LooneyToony 41]

I don't know. I don't get The Sun here.

[Tdansmith 2129]

12 minutes ago, LooneyToony said:

I don't know. I don't get The Sun here.

You're lucky...lucky lucky lucky

[Rayvin 4964]

1 hour ago, Andrew said:

 

And you gave Dan the talk just earlier today.

 

Slight difference in that ewerk and Quiff were clearly joking, and you seem to fundamentally have an issue with my view. Which, as you know with me, is always a cause for discussion

 

I like arguing.

[Andrew 4229]

2 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

 

Slight difference in that ewerk and Quiff were clearly joking, and you seem to fundamentally have an issue with my view. Which, as you know with me, is always a cause for discussion

 

I like arguing.

 

Were the winks or picture of the neckbeard when you mentioned IQs too subtle?

[Rayvin 4964]

1 minute ago, Andrew said:

 

Were the winks or picture of the neckbeard when you mentioned IQs too subtle?

 

So you have no issue with my view then. Suits me!