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Basically, no one is allowed to start a match thread except me, ever again. 

You would think by all this satirical wit, Shakespeare himself had been here for a shit.   (quoted from the netty door at Clarke Chapmans circa 1948)

Shelvey is the classic 'footballer' let down by other aspects of his game (mainly tactical awareness in terms of positioning and fitness). He's not a particulalry dirty player either compared to loads

2 minutes ago, rogerbarton said:

2-3. Gayle hat-trick. Anyone else noticed how much better we've been since Joselu got dropped after that penalty miss?

no surprise at all now that we're doign better now that donkey is finally out of the side. there are still question marks over gayle at this level, but at least he offers something. 

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Could be a more critical match on Saturday as the clubs in the relegation battle will be fighting among themselves with the exception of Stoke who play Tottenham.

Other results could verily change our exalted position unless we come away with 3 points at Leicester.

Brighton and West Ham could move above us with wins, should we lose.

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2 hours ago, Noelie said:

Could be a more critical match on Saturday as the clubs in the relegation battle will be fighting among themselves with the exception of Stoke who play Tottenham.

Other results could verily change our exalted position unless we come away with 3 points at Leicester.

Brighton and West Ham could move above us with wins, should we lose.

Every silver lining has a cloud B)

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5 hours ago, Noelie said:

Could be a more critical match on Saturday as the clubs in the relegation battle will be fighting among themselves with the exception of Stoke who play Tottenham.

Other results could VERILY change our exalted position unless we come away with 3 points at Leicester.

Brighton and West Ham could move above us with wins, should we lose.

 

Forsooth, yonder curr the darstadly Moyes :D

 

Noelie is so old it looks like he was in the same English class as Shakespeare... :unsure:

 

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6 hours ago, Noelie said:

Could be a more critical match on Saturday as the clubs in the relegation battle will be fighting among themselves with the exception of Stoke who play Tottenham.

Other results could verily change our exalted position unless we come away with 3 points at Leicester.

Brighton and West Ham could move above us with wins, should we lose.

 

54 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Forsooth, yonder curr the darstadly Moyes :D

 

Noelie is so old it looks like he was in the same English class as Shakespeare... :unsure:

 

 

Methinks thou hast pondered well. Shakespeare had matriculated ere I began the olde English class.

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6 hours ago, Noelie said:

Could be a more critical match on Saturday as the clubs in the relegation battle will be fighting among themselves with the exception of Stoke who play Tottenham.

Other results could verily change our exalted position unless we come away with 3 points at Leicester.

Brighton and West Ham could move above us with wins, should we lose.

Bollocks. We’ll smash these 

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7 hours ago, Noelie said:

Could be a more critical match on Saturday as the clubs in the relegation battle will be fighting among themselves with the exception of Stoke who play Tottenham.

Other results could verily change our exalted position unless we come away with 3 points at Leicester.

Brighton and West Ham could move above us with wins, should we lose.

Brighton are playing Huddersfield so I do not care if they win. West Ham are playing Chelsea away so good luck to them.

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2 hours ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Forsooth, yonder curr the darstadly Moyes :D

 

Noelie is so old it looks like he was in the same English class as Shakespeare... :unsure:

 

 

1 hour ago, Noelie said:

 

 

Methinks thou hast pondered well. Shakespeare had matriculated ere I began the olde English class.

:lol:

 

Reminds me of a frustrated poet penning his thoughts on the wall of the bog at work around the days of the 2nd coming of the Messiah in 1992.

 

Shakespeare cometh here

To sit and think

I cometh here

To shit and stink.

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

:lol:

 

Reminds me of a frustrated poet penning his thoughts on the wall of the bog at work around the days of the 2nd coming of the Messiah in 1992.

 

Shakespeare cometh here

To sit and think

I cometh here

To shit and stink.

 

 

 

 

 

You would think by all this satirical wit,

Shakespeare himself had been here for a shit.

 

(quoted from the netty door at Clarke Chapmans circa 1948) :)

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