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The way Lascelles is going, he’ll try it, miss by ten yards and end up breaking Fernandez’ leg instead

And if enough of our players are sent off trying, the match will be abandoned and we might get away with a 3-0 forfeit.  

Jesus isn't just weeping but also punching into the floor then yanking his own beard.       

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Will Dwight Gayle (who I like and respect as a player at a certain level) start at centre forward for NUFC at Old Trafford on Saturday, four years & four months after he was leading scorer when we were promoted in 2017 ?? :huh:

 

Maybe ASM up top Miggy (who is strangely available,  but likely to be shattered) in behind? :unsure:

 

 

 

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32 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

On his jack with no fucking supply.  He might as well stand in the crowd

Occasionally a ball will get to him, he'll have a couple of touches then turn it over and then will revert to token closing down runs.

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12 minutes ago, Tom said:

I don’t see why someone doesn’t just wipe him out, he’s 36, the right tackle could retire him. 

 

We’re going to get beat anyway, may as well have a laugh with it. :lol:

 

And if enough of our players are sent off trying, the match will be abandoned and we might get away with a 3-0 forfeit.

 

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3 hours ago, Tom said:

I don’t see why someone doesn’t just wipe him out, he’s 36, the right tackle could retire him. 

 

We’re going to get beat anyway, may as well have a laugh with it. :lol: 

 

 


The way Lascelles is going, he’ll try it, miss by ten yards and end up breaking Fernandez’ leg instead

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4 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

And if enough of our players are sent off trying, the match will be abandoned 

 

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and the dog would bark and you’d be banned from his house. And your travelling army of sympathetic supporters would be taken away from you and thrown in the bin.  

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5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:


The way Lascelles is going, he’ll try it, miss by ten yards and end up breaking Fernandez’ leg instead

 

Thought your scenario could have been worse, then realised it was Fernandez not Fernandes.

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9 hours ago, Tom said:

I don’t see why someone doesn’t just wipe him out, he’s 36, the right tackle could retire him. 

 

We’re going to get beat anyway, may as well have a laugh with it. :lol: 

 

 

 

Please let it be Jordan Pickford.

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