Holden McGroin 4894 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 17 minutes ago, VincentLee said: Sitting down like a normie. Can't imagine the mess a stander would make after a night in the Bengal Lounge Question number 2. Are you from nufc blog ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26960 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 16 minutes ago, VincentLee said: Sitting down like a normie. Can't imagine the mess a stander would make after a night in the Bengal Lounge VincentLee: "How'm I doing, boss?" "You'll do for me, bonny lad." 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5548 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: VincentLee: "How'm I doing, boss?" "You'll do for me, bonny lad." Either do it right or GTFO IMO. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 6 hours ago, VincentLee said: I'd prefer Al Halil to go toe-to-to with them, see if he can cut it in the Pro League before maybe testing him out on loan. who the fuck is this cunt? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 52 minutes ago, VincentLee said: Sitting down like a normie. Can't imagine the mess a stander would make after a night in the Bengal Lounge you can stay. watch out, we have a few freaks on here, particularly monkeysfist, the filthy stander 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26960 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 39 minutes ago, Dazzler said: Either do it right or GTFO IMO. You seriously overestimate my digital skills. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1055 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 What a fine welcome this gentleman has been given. Hope he's not a fucking fanny or he won't last 5 minutes here. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2254 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said: you can stay. watch out, we have a few freaks on here, particularly monkeysfist, the filthy stander The freaks are you lot who clearly have saggy arses so have to freeze in place for fear of smearing your rancid shits all over both cheeks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5548 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 1 minute ago, MrBass said: The freaks are you lot who clearly have saggy arses so have to freeze in place for fear of smearing your rancid shits all over both cheeks. Better across both cheeks (which is easy enough to clean) than all over the bog seat, floor, sink, hands, wall, cistern, flusher, socks, trousers, under-cowies.. and still not fully clean it, so end up with an itchy sheriffs badge for the rest of the day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zico martin 84 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Just a sec, we are talking about standing up or sitting wiping, not shitting. Of course I sit down to expel the excrement but stand up to have proper access to clean up afterwards. Dread to think of the mess you make reaching between your legs while still sitting tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5548 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19838 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, zico martin said: Just a sec, we are talking about standing up or sitting wiping, not shitting. Of course I sit down to expel the excrement but stand up to have proper access to clean up afterwards. Dread to think of the mess you make reaching between your legs while still sitting tbh. WARNING! WE'VE GOT A STANDER 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17828 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 14 minutes ago, Dazzler said: No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection. You can't fault the logic and yep, Zico is outed as a filfthy stander. Anyone else? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBass 2254 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 51 minutes ago, Dazzler said: No mess at all. In a seated position your cheeks naturally separate so a little lean and you have access to the starfish. When you're standing your cheeks close together, so you need to whack an extra hand in the mix to spread the cheeks apart, thus increasing the risk of getting shitty fingers. It's more time consuming and unless you bunch the bog roll into a ball and shove it in there there's no guarantee you've cleaned properly. It's like pulling your kegs all the way down to have a standing piss, it's childish, disturbing and quite frankly you all need to grow up and hand your hard drives over to Operation Yewtree for a thorough inspection. Ironic that you call it childish in the same paragraph as you admit to not being able to touch your arse without covering your fingers in shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaser 1055 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 Just now, MrBass said: Ironic that you call it childish in the same paragraph as you admit to not being able to touch your arse without covering your fingers in shit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5548 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, MrBass said: Ironic that you call it childish in the same paragraph as you admit to not being able to touch your arse without covering your fingers in shit "Increasing the risk of" is not admission. Nice try though, ya dirty cheek spreader. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 4 hours ago, VincentLee said: Hold up, I didn't say I wasn't a freak. Just that I poo hygienically. Don’t you find all the Kamagra affects the “bulk” of your stools? Does your mam get you a nice glass of DulcoEase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 7 minutes ago, VincentLee said: Kamagra? My "stools" are already made of "wood". And my cloggs. 😨 Oh, are you Dutch? How do you feel about Steve “ Ginger Quiff” McLaren’s risible Dutch/English accent then, Lee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16734 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 So was Ten Nonce 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 21 minutes ago, VincentLee said: He was highly rated over here! Fist. What about his pet snake, Casper? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted November 7, 2023 Share Posted November 7, 2023 I see this thread has gone in a very traditional TT direction. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9249 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 7 hours ago, VincentLee said: No idea 😂 @Dr Gloomwarned me about this. How do I handle this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongTimeAdmirer 926 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 @VincentLee what’s your stance on the GAWD Allan Saint-Maximin ? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16734 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 Apparently we're after Lloyd Kelly from Bournemouth. Anyone know about him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38829 Posted November 8, 2023 Share Posted November 8, 2023 You sure it’s not Brighton? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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