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2024/25 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️


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37 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

It fucking sphinx and I couldn't cairo less.

“ I’ll give it up As&wan I choose!”

 

It was right there for you on a plate old man! 
 

I reckon you’re getting a bit touched but you’re in De Nile. 
 

I’m with Holden- Giza break! 

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3 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

perhaps he stays if we sign a RW who can also cover CF, such as mbueno, as that would bump callum down to about third choice, possibly even fourth depending on how osula develops.

 

The club are being Kinder towards him.

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4 hours ago, Holden McGroin said:


Basically saying he’ll get a new contract if we get Europa.

Or he'd be a really good buy for a championship club so we can spend the money on the new Isaak :)

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2 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“ I’ll give it up As&wan I choose!”

 

It was right there for you on a plate old man! 
 

I reckon you’re getting a bit touched but you’re in De Nile. 
 

I’m with Holden- Giza break! 

Better pack it in you'll upset Gemmill and may tell his mummy

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10 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Better pack it in you'll upset Gemmill and may tell his mummy

 

I don't think he wants to get wrapped up in all this. 

 

Some of these one liners are unpharogettable though so a big cleopat on the back for you lads 

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17 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Susanna Hoffa was top tier. 
 

She still is, but she was then, too. :lol:

 

Aged like the finest of wines that lady has :ok:

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The Wilson stuff is Wor Eddie not being a cunt. He knows Wilson is out the club and he's just not washing dirty linen in public whilst there are games to go. 

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27 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

The Wilson stuff is Wor Eddie not being a cunt. He knows Wilson is out the club and he's just not washing dirty linen in public whilst there are games to go. 


Aye. He's basically confirmed that Wilson is here for the next 4 games and "let's see" beyond that. Which, as anyone with kids knows, means "not happening"

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1 hour ago, Sonatine said:

 

Aged like the finest of wines that lady has :ok:

Indeed, it could be said I have held an eternal flame for her. 
 

( it was either that or some Egyptian nonsense and we’ve just done that earlier.) 

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1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Indeed, it could be said I have held an eternal flame for her. 
 

( it was either that or some Egyptian nonsense and we’ve just done that earlier.) 

Wank like an Egyptian?

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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

 

I'd watch that but I've seen the presenter a couple of times and if I was stuck in a lift with him only one of us would walk out alive, what a prize prick he is and worse than that, thinks he's funny and debonair, so a bit like that Irish placca mackem on the guardian.

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15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I'd watch that but I've seen the presenter a couple of times and if I was stuck in a lift with him only one of us would walk out alive, what a prize prick he is and worse than that, thinks he's funny and debonair, so a bit like that Irish placca mackem on the guardian.

 

basically....

the big 6 are the big 6 because they're that big they'll always be the big 6. at which point they all seemed reasonably content.

pile of dull shite mate, you missed fuck all.

 

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