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1 minute ago, Craig said:

The bit I can't agree with is in Mitchell's statement when he says "I'm leaving at a time that is right for me and the club".

Absolute bullshit! It's not in the club's best interests to be going into a second successive summer without a Sporting Director in position. If Eales stepping down is a factor, this cunt should have signalled his intentions at the same time, or soon thereafter. The timing is shit - he isn't leaving for another month. 

 

He'll have a notice period (probably longer than a month), they'll have likely negotiated it down to a month to give creedence to the "mutual agreement" bullshit, he's been fired IMO.

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6 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

The biggest losers here are Howe's wife and kids, cos they're not gonna see hide nor hair of the bloke all summer, and whatever holiday he takes will be spent mostly on the phone. 

 

Sounds like he hasn't read the room and he believed the hot mitch summer hype, walking in sporting his tightest mankini and sun lounger.

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5 minutes ago, RobElliott said:

 

Sounds like he hasn't read the room and he believed the hot mitch summer hype, walking in sporting his tightest mankini and sun lounger.

 

And of course the other biggest loser this summer is Gemmill yet again :cuppa: 

 

 

 

 

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It’s almost like getting Staveley back would be the best bet to help grease the wheels of the operation between Chairman and Club.

 

If only I could visualise what that would look like to see Howe and Amanda together again. 

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Just now, strawb said:

Where do I get one of these exec type jobs where you get paid a fortune to do fuck all for an indeterminate amount of time and then get a pay off?

 

Sounds like a good time 

 

I'm running a course on how to do it. If you'd like more information on my 'Shit, Shower, Shave' lessons just PM me at your convenience. :good:

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7 minutes ago, toonotl said:

It’s almost like getting Staveley back would be the best bet to help grease the wheels of the operation between Chairman and Club.

 

If only I could visualise what that would look like to see Howe and Amanda together again. 

 

...and not in a weird super hero hooker fetish kinda way.

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Honestly, I like the idea of the manager being in charge of transfers. It’s old school but the new structure seems mainly designed to future plan around the instability of manager changes. The more stable Howe’s position the less worthwhile an extra middle man becomes.
 

I think we can all appreciate what middle management does: slows everything down, makes everything a “process” and generally just wastes everyone’s time teaching common sense to those who either don’t need the lesson or are too stupid for the lesson to stick.

 

Maybe, reading between the lines, this was at least part of Howe’s point. We can exchange the risk of less long term stability (only theoretical since it is contingent on Howe’s position becoming untenable) for more flexibility and responsiveness in the market.
 

I dunno. Maybe my disdain for the self-satisfied mediocrity of your average middle management “guru” clouds my judgment on this one. :lol: 

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8 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

:lol:

 

aye, he's off to a flyer, just like he ended the spring with...

 

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It'd be funny if he wasn't so relentlessly tragically wrong ALL of the time, it's all a bit sad really.

 

I must admit I am shitting it about his wishes of good health tbh.

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48 minutes ago, Rayvin said:

Oh fuck off man, this club urgently needs to get the fucking board room sorted out. How on earth does this happen 3 days after the end of season.


Aye, this is amateur hour. Our biggest window in 2 years and we lose the bloke in charge of recruitment just before it opens. 
 

I can only think this is linked to a clash of ideas between him and Howe, and Howe has won. 

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17 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

:lol:

 

aye, he's off to a flyer, just like he ended the spring with...

 

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You and I BOTH KNOW that that was a reverse ferret because I was playing your SILLY LITTLE GAME of predicting things to make sure they don't happen, you dreadlocked rapist! 

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26 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

Trying to be serious for a second Nickson must be well in with a shout. Howe clearly trusts him…

 

There's a big difference in being a good scout and being a good DoF. That's not to say that he couldn't do it but DoF is about much more than scouting.

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29 minutes ago, The Mighty Hog said:

Fuck me, can they not just get someone to data mine the latest Football Manager and pull up fast players who are strong and good in the air then whittle it down from there? 

 

I've been scouting on PES2 and this hot young talent from the Netherlands is something else, his name is oranges038.

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6 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:


Aye, this is amateur hour. Our biggest window in 2 years and we lose the bloke in charge of recruitment just before it opens. 
 

I can only think this is linked to a clash of ideas between him and Howe, and Howe has won. 

 

For sure. This sort of chaos pisses all over the efforts of the playing squad and management team tbh, it's like we were caught cold by the fact that we actually qualified. For a while I thought the club really had it together at the board level but it really sounds like Mandy was holding a lot of this together herself.

 

I mean we can't even replace Mitchell until we have a new CEO in place I would have thought, as how else do we ensure their views align? All of this shit should have been done 6 months ago when it wouldn't really have mattered. Not at the one point of the season when any of these muppets actually need to do something.

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58 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

I assume Mitchell was in the same meeting, if the decision hadn't yet been taken to bullet him. 

 

It honestly wouldn't surprise me if Mitchell being asleep at the wheel for Cunha to Man United is what has prompted the move fast comments, and that's flared up when it looks like Mbeumo and Delap might also be headed there. 

 

If that's three of our big summer targets gone/all but gonr before the window has even opened, that would be enough to cost Mitchell his job. 


I'll be fucked off if MUtd get those 3 when they are supposedly skint. Surely we are a better prospect than that basket case of a club 

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11 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

CT won’t know whether he’s cumming or going with this news. 
 

 

 

Yes, I mean jizzing or pissing his pants. 

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