Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

[Kid Dynamite 6082]

On 01/05/2024 at 18:42, Howmanheyman said:

Dan Burn doesn't come out of this very well either.  

 

Would they have been as eager to visit  some bloke's kitchen in walker for a tattoo rather than a legit tattooist like this ....

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6W_2qjrnph/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If she doesn't breathe out soon she's not going to be giving anyone else shit tattoos...

Edited May 6 by Kid Dynamite

[Kid Dynamite 6082]

I mean, I get the sentiment, but there are tons of top quality tattoo artists in the North East. 
 

 

He's gonna need a Messi stype

coverup

 

Edited May 2 by Kid Dynamite

[OTF 6368]

What's going on with the left arm and hand? The arm is simultaneously bent forwards and backwards and the hand looks like one of those wooden things you dip in honey.

 

Is it intentional that he looks like a plodding kid rather than a lean 6ft+ footballer. Does he have a rats tail?

 

The number reeks of the dregs of the squad, which is actually a useful distraction from the  awful attempt at stripes.

 

Has the shadowey kid just thrown in the ball from the middle of the field, or is he preparing to catch it and storm off in a huff because the other kids aren't passing it? Or was it an attempt at a rabona that has sent the ball flying into orbit?

 

Is one of the other kids wearing a fedora and suffering from dance fever?

 

What's going on with the portion of the stadium?

 

Otherwise it's bloody brilliant.

[The Fish 9221]

I don't like it. 

But it's not on my arm or my son's arm, so

[MMXXVIII 1081]

No arm done then.

[The Fish 9221]

Tats the way to do it.

[Dazzler 5822]

I've been to 4th avenue for a tattoo tbf so I'm not about to slate them, as they are all canny tattoo artists up there. I'm putting this down to Miley insisting this is what he wanted, and it's ended up shite. There is only so much polish you can apply to a turd.

[Dr Gloom 20140]

30 minutes ago, MMXXVIII said:

No arm done then.

 

i dont know what he was inking 

[RobinRobin 9459]

1 hour ago, Dazzler said:

There is only so much polish you can apply to a turd.

Better check with our resident expert. 🙂 

[thebrokendoll 7208]

2 hours ago, Dazzler said:

I've been to 4th avenue for a tattoo tbf so I'm not about to slate them, as they are all canny tattoo artists up there. I'm putting this down to Miley insisting this is what he wanted, and it's ended up shite. There is only so much polish you can apply to a turd.

 

got to assume that is the case, very possibly its a copy of a drawing he did himself as a child? (or more of a one than he is now!)

his art teacher at tanfield secondary school should probably have got him to practise his arm drawing skills mind.

[Dazzler 5822]

1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

got to assume that is the case, very possibly its a copy of a drawing he did himself as a child? (or more of a one than he is now!)

his art teacher at tanfield secondary school should probably have got him to practise his arm drawing skills mind.

The hair lineup at the back is spot on though, very medieval.

[Howmanheyman 27518]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I mean, I get the sentiment, but there are tons of top quality tattoo artists in the North East. 
 

 

He's gonna need a Messi stype

coverup

 

 

 

 

Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall. 

[OTF 6368]

21 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall. 

Can't unsee this now (though Pearson's head is larger and shoulders narrower).

[Kid Dynamite 6082]

59 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

 

Looks like Adam Pearson about to walk down the stairs after buying the new shirt. If tattoos moved he'd be about to tap the wall. 

The is 100% Pearsons gait   (and haircut)

 

Edited May 2 by Kid Dynamite

[Kid Dynamite 6082]

[Howmanheyman 27518]

2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said:

 

You heard it here first as a former member used to say.

[Ugly Mackems 133]

On 02/05/2024 at 11:36, Dazzler said:

I've been to 4th avenue for a tattoo tbf so I'm not about to slate them, as they are all canny tattoo artists up there. I'm putting this down to Miley insisting this is what he wanted, and it's ended up shite. There is only so much polish you can apply to a turd.

Was it  a £13 holiday special? 

[Chaser 1072]

23 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

The is 100% Pearsons gait   (and haircut)

 

If the artist was intending to put Pearson on that tattoo, then he's done an expert job. It's uncanny. 

[Howmanheyman 27518]

Miley and Pearson bumping into each other at the Longbenton entrance.....

 

[Meenzer 14136]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Miley and Pearson bumping into each other at the Longbenton entrance.....

 

Euphemism...?

[The Fish 9221]

2 hours ago, Meenzer said:

 

Euphemism...?

@Gemmill has a new nickname.

 

If any mod wants to update his quote, that'd be swell.

[RobElliott 1028]

On 01/05/2024 at 18:42, Howmanheyman said:

Dan Burn doesn't come out of this very well either.  

 

Would they have been as eager to visit  some bloke's kitchen in walker for a tattoo rather than a legit tattooist like this ....

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/C6W_2qjrnph/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet

 

 

So that's where santa left his hat...