Eddie and Mad Dog's Snail-Like Slow As Fuck Starters v Ça plane pour Mappe, Ça plane pour Ekitike, Ça plane pour moi, moi, moi, moi, (Hou-hou-oou-oou!) ça plane pour PSG

[Ayatollah Hermione 12769]

Just now, PaddockLad said:

I’ve filled a pint pot with rum and coke  

Sounds like you’ve drowned it. Shameful

[PaddockLad 14642]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Nice one Rio. ‘You were shit Dan. You played at a shit level. How the fuck are you scoring against PSG in the CL?’.

Duck lipped cunt doesn’t understand a fuckin thing  

[Dazzler 5572]

Trips bairn got Mbappe's. None of our players wanted anything to do with it 

[Gemmill 34681]

James Richardson doing the highlights show now. Don't mind if I do.

[MrBass 2255]

3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Trippier got it for his kid to wipe his arse with (standing up of course).

 

CYP

[PaddockLad 14642]

Just now, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Sounds like you’ve drowned it. Shameful

You fuckin reckon? 😆

 

And yes gentlemen, that is fuckin Malibu

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 38866]

10 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

I just poured a celebratory scotch 

 

4 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I’ve filled a pint pot with rum and coke  

Mrs. F. has just made me a hot chocolate. 
 

[Renton 17841]

Priveldged to have seen that. They looked good in keeping possession,  but gave Pope almost no bother. We struggled with possession, but punished them when we had it. Fair play to the PSG fans, they were incredible until our 4th. Alright, they had a drum but a couple of thousand constantly kept to the script, singing and dancing in unison.  Went home with a few spare flares. 

 

I was convinced it would be like the Barca match all those years ago, hanging onto 3-2. But no, Schar scored a screamer and in the end it was a piss take. M'Bappe who? 

 

[Dr Gloom 19844]

3 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

James Richardson doing the highlights show now. Don't mind if I do.

[wykikitoon 16753]

Is this like Champ Manager where we get more brass for winning? 

[Isegrim 8881]

Miggy‘s composure to score the first is absolutely sublime. 

[Monkeys Fist 38866]

2 minutes ago, Renton said:

Priveldged to have seen that. They looked good in keeping possession,  but gave Pope almost no bother. We struggled with possession, but punished them when we had it. Fair play to the PSG fans, they were incredible until our 4th. Alright, they had a drum but a couple of thousand constantly kept to the script, singing and dancing in unison.  Went home with a few spare flares. 

 

I was convinced it would be like the Barca match all those years ago, hanging onto 3-2. But no, Schar scored a screamer and in the end it was a piss take. M'Bappe who? 

 

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home? 

[MrBass 2255]

7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

I’ve just opened my back door and I can hear them fewming from here. 

 

[strawb 3660]

16 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

What if he counters with he shags you but your lass has to watch?

Definitely yes but only if I can film it and watch it back

[wykikitoon 16753]

There's nee way I'm sleeping tonight 

[Rayvin 4964]

I am so grateful for this. Just can't believe it.

 

So proud of the club.

[Gemmill 34681]

1.05 to 0.85 xG.

 

Who gives a fuck about xG anyway?!

[Renton 17841]

Just now, Monkeys Fist said:

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home?

4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Have you got your earmuffs for the Metro home? 

 

 

It's quiet actually. Just passing your way, 4 lane ends as I speak. Only bad thing tonight is I had some weird white out when Almiron scored, literally went blind for maybe a second, deaf for 5 seconds, and lost my balance and hit the deck. Embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't piss myself. 

[Dazzler 5572]

3 minutes ago, strawb said:

Definitely yes but only if I can film it and watch it back

Bet his cock is like a Toblerone, be sound going in and like a zip tie trying to get him back out. That would be an interesting episode of 24 hours in A & E

[Gemmill 34681]

Julien Laurens a lot less smug than usual for some reason.

[Dr Gloom 19844]

We had 27% possession and still created more chances and shots on target 

 

[strawb 3660]

Just now, Dazzler said:

Bet his cock is like a Toblerone, be sound going in and like a zip tie trying to get him back out. That would be an interesting episode of 24 hours in A & E

Not bothered mate, he can do what he wants, when he wants ants, with what he wants

[ewerk 26506]

31% of possession all night. It’s what you do with it, dickheads.

[Gemmill 34681]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

It's quiet actually. Just passing your way, 4 lane ends as I speak. Only bad thing tonight is I had some weird white out when Almiron scored, literally went blind for maybe a second, deaf for 5 seconds, and lost my balance and hit the deck. Embarrassing. Fortunately I didn't piss myself. 

 

Fuck. Hope you're OK. Possibly just some mad sensory overload?

[Alex 30487]

11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

You fuckin reckon? 😆

 

And yes gentlemen, that is fuckin Malibu

 

 

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