Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[wykikitoon 18254]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

I mean, we literally don't have a centre forward to play... 

Oh aye and our mids are absolutley shagged.

[Renton 19197]

3 minutes ago, Isegrim said:

That’s certainly a permanent ban for Gloomy the cunt.

 

Let's do this fair. I'd say trial by jury but we'll never organise that. So a summary judgement will do. You're a judge, so can decide the sentence. 

 

P. S. Burn him! 

[OTF 6665]

Pope's going to need an ice bath after this.

[Alex 32836]

I must admit that I thought we’d need a clean sheet to get a point. Not a very good display, obviously.  But when you look at the options and the fixtures we’ve had then it’s asking a hell of a lot of the players available at the minute. 

Edited November 11, 2023 by Alex

[Monkeys Fist 40542]

Just now, OTF said:

Pope's going to need an ice bath after this.

With an egg in it? 

[Chaser 1124]

These lot could have had 5 or 6 if it wasn't for the fact they've been largely shite in front of goal.

[wykikitoon 18254]

Why fuckig put Krafth on now?

[ewerk 28232]

7 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Let's do this fair. I'd say trial by jury but we'll never organise that. So a summary judgement will do. You're a judge, so can decide the sentence. 

 

P. S. Bum him! 

Unorthodox but if that’s the sentence the judge hands down…

Edited November 11, 2023 by ewerk

[Chaser 1124]

2 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Why fuckig put Krafth on now?

Pointless. 

 

Pope MOTM for us. 

[ewerk 28232]

The players have absolutely run out of legs so it’s hard to blame them too much. A couple of weeks off for a lot of them so hopefully we’ll be a different team the other side of the international break.

[GrahamTaylor5 703]

That was a disappointingly fair result. 

[Isegrim 9243]

We rode our luck in previous shit shows and Bournemouth were up for it.

 

Meh. Very meh actually but onwards and upwards.

 

We need players coming back from injury to be competitive again,

 

Ceterum censeo Gloomy esse delendam

[GrahamTaylor5 703]

Hats off to Willock as he has had to do so much since his injury. I have no idea how Gordon has played as much as he has. Joelinton has done well considering he had an injury not long ago and had to play nonstop since it. Feels so unlucky that we have been hit as hard as we have with injuries. 

[Isegrim 9243]

Gloominem, Gloominem

[Monkeys Fist 40542]

[Renton 19197]

Positives? Only really dropped a point, Pope stopped it being embarrassing? We normally bounce back we'll from internationals? Gloom to lose his thread starting privelges? 

[Holden McGroin 5615]

Predictable but disappointing. 

[wykikitoon 18254]

Fair play Bournemouth. Didn't shy away and deserved the win.

We are down to the bare bones and running on gas.  So like what's been said, it's hard to blame them.  We need a striker, but cannot see us getting one in Jan.

[Holden McGroin 5615]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

Positives? Only really dropped a point, Pope stopped it being embarrassing? We normally bounce back we'll from internationals? Gloom to lose his thread starting privelges? 

All the above plus it might stop Wykiki rattling on about Longstaff for England for a few games.

[Renton 19197]

5 minutes ago, GrahamTaylor5 said:

That was a disappointingly fair result. 

 

Who'd have thought these south coasters, probably on the lowest PL salary scale relatively speaking, would be upstanding and moral servants of the game and turn down the brown bags? 

 

Fucking stinks. 

[OTF 6665]

18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

With an egg in it? 

[GrahamTaylor5 703]

Just now, Renton said:

 

Who'd have thought these south coasters, probably on the lowest PL salary scale relatively speaking, would be upstanding and moral servants of the game and turn down the brown bags? 

 

Fucking stinks. 

Typical Mag behaviour again! What part of, we pay some teams to win the games, do you not get? It is part of the evil Saudi plan. Proof is there, Gordon's clear pen was not given. There was also the moment where Pope *didn't* handle the balm outside the box and the refs didn't even send him off.

[Monkeys Fist 40542]

1 minute ago, OTF said:

Fuck me. 
When did Chris Rea turn in to Willie Nelson? 

[wykikitoon 18254]

6 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

All the above plus it might stop Wykiki rattling on about Longstaff for England for a few games.

Alright Gareth!

[OTF 6665]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fair play Bournemouth. Didn't shy away and deserved the win.

We are down to the bare bones and running on gas.  So like what's been said, it's hard to blame them.  We need a striker, but cannot see us getting one in Jan.

 

We'll absolutely have to get someone. Can see it being a loan though and we'll need to take on an official global lubricant partner*.

 

* Man United have one.