Eddie Howe, the god-like genius, and his injury-ravaged sausage-shaking title contenders v some tin pot club on the south coast

[Isegrim 8919]

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle.

 

He is free to post about tofu though.

[Dazzler 5717]

Just now, OTF said:

Ah, the game changer is finally on. *checks notes* come on Ben *checks notes again* Parkinson!

Watch him score now

[Ayatollah Hermione 12855]

This is approaching Glenn Roeder levels of playing random shite out of the academy 

[trophyshy 6441]

There’s still loads of the a-team out there.  Where are they?  

[trophyshy 6441]

Just now, Isegrim said:

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle.

 

He is free to post about tofu though.

Is he at this?  

[wykikitoon 16944]

Fuck me. Longy looks in agony 

[Gemmill 35279]

Absolutely pathetic that the officials all wear t-shirts with their favourite computer game on. Grow up.

[Zathras 234]

FFS

[Isegrim 8919]

Just now, trophyshy said:

Is he at this?  

No, but he thought he was capable of starting a match thread. He is the Steve Bruce of thread starters the big sausage headed cabbage.

[OTF 6298]

Not Longstaff too. FFS.

[GrahamTaylor5 664]

This is just a piss take

[wykikitoon 16944]

1 minute ago, Isegrim said:

There should be a total ban of Gloom attending matches, starting match threads and getting involved in anything related to Newcastle.

 

He is free to post about tofu though.

He should fuck off yo that shit blog the fucking huge vagina

[Gemmill 35279]

Longstaff looks in real bother here.

[Chaser 1071]

Wtf is happening with these injuries? Longy. 

[Tdansmith 2209]

FFS ! 

That looks bad

[Gemmill 35279]

Think it might be time to make it rain in January.

[Holden McGroin 5009]

Who the fuck do we put in now?

[aimaad22 3557]

At some point you've got to ask what we're doing here. Bad luck small squad and all but wtf are we doing wrong here with players falling all over the place? We're not the first team to play in the CL ffs

[Renton 17981]

1 minute ago, trophyshy said:

Is he at this?  

 

If he is that's a life ban. 

Ciggy down now. FFS. 

[OTF 6298]

2 minutes ago, trophyshy said:

There’s still loads of the a-team out there.  Where are they?  

Looking for Bruno?

[Zathras 234]

Are we down an entire XI at this point, minus a 'keeper? 
Schar was jogging behind the play too, I think his hamstring is fucked and he's just toughing out this match

[Gemmill 35279]

Don't think Gloom's at the match. He'll be throwing a dinner party is my guess.

[wykikitoon 16944]

Fuck off

[Dazzler 5717]

Stick Murphy on and go three at the back is the only obvious one. Or Diallo and go 442 with Gordon central again.

[MrBass 2286]