Chelsea v Eddie's Prince of Players AG10 and his likely lads, NUFC

[sammynb 2929]

No time to rest of your laurels lads, play as team, keep your form and make us proud.

Fortiter Defendit Triumphans

 

It's sausage waving time!

 

 

And making sure everyone is included.

 

[LongTimeAdmirer 926]

wtf is wrong with that guys proportions? 

 

Somethings not adding up, are those muscles fake?

 

 

3-0, karius hattrick 

[sammynb 2929]

Look like implants to me but I though @Rebekah might have liked them.

[Howmanheyman 26907]

 

@Rebekah, @Rebekah! Wherefore art thou?

[Gemmill 34560]

11 minutes ago, LongTimeAdmirer said:

wtf is wrong with that guys proportions? 

 

Somethings not adding up, are those muscles fake?

 

 

3-0, karius hattrick 

 

BODYSHAMING MUCH?! OMG.

[Holden McGroin 4888]

1 hour ago, sammynb said:

No time to rest of your laurels lads, play as team, keep your form and make us proud.

Fortiter Defendit Triumphans

 

It's sausage waving time!

 

 

And making sure everyone is included.

 

I’m going to wank over this screen later. I will report back to see how it goes. 

[Dazzler 5516]

6-0 Sterling with 7 own goals.

[Howmanheyman 26907]

I wonder how many dives sterling will attempt? I'll go with just the three. 

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

All things considered, I can’t see anything but a resounding 0-5. 
 

4 from Hendricks, 3 from Gillespie, who’ll pick up his 50th career clean sheet. 
 

[aimaad22 3472]

Im going for 1-1

 

Bramble overhead kick for us 

[wykikitoon 16709]

[Monkeys Fist 38786]

1 hour ago, wykikitoon said:

@Rebekah ? 

[MrBass 2254]

On 03/03/2024 at 09:43, sammynb said:

Look like implants to me but I though @Rebekah might have liked them.

 

Most likely synthol, the sad, desperate twat. 

 

Anyway, 0-2, Isak brace with all twelve assisted by AG10

 

[Howmanheyman 26907]

Sky sports running order leaked for tonight's match.....

 

 

 

 

[Dazzler 5516]

39 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Sky sports running order leaked for tonight's match.....

 

 

 

 

As if we're getting 5% of the coverage

[OTF 6186]

What's going on with that first animation @sammynb some unnecessary inflation?

 

Chelsea can't be predicted, but looking at the table a win for us will be hugely important and despite it being away from home we'll be right up for it. Howe will definitely start with Burn.

[Renton 17815]

2 minutes ago, OTF said:

What's going on with that first animation @sammynb

 

Of the two animations you find fault with the first one.

 

[OTF 6186]

1 minute ago, Renton said:

 

Of the two animations you find fault with the first one.

 

Believe me, I studied it for long enough. Hard pass on the second.

[RobinRobin 9239]

2 minutes ago, OTF said:

Believe me, I studied it for long enough. Hard pass on the second.

Ooh er

[Holden McGroin 4888]

I don’t have a clue what the score will be but I guarantee Bruno gets his yellow this evening so he can spend a couple of weeks off with his new born.

[Tdansmith 2119]

I fancy us to win, or maybe a draw or we get beat.

Edited March 11 by Tdansmith

[Holden McGroin 4888]

55 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

I fancy us to win, or maybe a draw or we get best.

I’m with you on that one.

[Meenzer 14058]

57 minutes ago, Tdansmith said:

I fancy us to win, or maybe a draw or we get best.

 

Fast-forward to the match being postponed because Lewis Hall attaches himself to a goalpost with a cable tie

[Dazzler 5516]

3 minutes ago, Meenzer said:

 

Fast-forward to the match being postponed because Lewis Hall attaches himself to a goalpost with a cable tie

As if Lewis Hall is getting that close to the pitch.

[PaddockLad 14615]

On train to Clapham Junction, travelling in a heightened state of optimism so expect 0-3 minimum 😀