Guest Sima Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Since when did this turn into just the "bad joke" thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
khay 8 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Since when did this turn into just the "bad joke" thread? 154013[/snapback] Maybe it just my bad taste in jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 You know, I was going to post the whole perception thing as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted June 27, 2006 Share Posted June 27, 2006 Harry The Hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprucett_78 0 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 Harry The Hamster 154156[/snapback] I know I shouldnt but I really laughed myself daft at that !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasepud 59 Posted June 28, 2006 Share Posted June 28, 2006 A man with a black eye boards a plane and notices the man next to him has a shiner too. 1st man says "how did you get that?" 2nd man says "instead of asking the big breasted girl at the counter for two tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for two pickets to tittsburgh" 1st man says "I got mine like that too, I meant to ask my wife to pass the milk but instead I said you've ruined my fucking life you evil bitch" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sprucett_78 0 Posted June 29, 2006 Share Posted June 29, 2006 Man walks along a dirt road, sees something shiny sticking out of the mud and stops to investigate. HE has a scrape and pulls out an old lamp and after giving it a little rub a blonde genie jumps out and tells him he has 3 wishes. The man thinks it over and tells her his wishes and the genie jumps back into the lamp and the man keeps on walking. He goes to bed and when he wakes up he finds himself surrounded by 50 beautiful sexy semi clothed women all wanting him so he starts to make his way through them all doing everything he ever wanted. When he is done he gets up and sets off to explore the mansion he finds himself in. Feeling a very soft carpet under his feet he looks down to find the floors laden and piled with £50 notes. After he is done exploring he hears the door bell, he goes to the door and there are 2 KKK standing there, they grab him and take him to he nearest tree and string him up and watch him swing. Just as he is loosing life he sees the KKK take their hoods off, the 1st is the blonde genie, the 2nd is another genie. She says with a puzzled look, "the 50 gorgeous women I get, being rich sure... but why does every man want to be hung like a black man?" (i know old but still worth a tut) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 133 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 Not bad taste, just bad..... A married couple was on a Cruise that stopped in Jamaica. They were touring around the marketplace looking at the goods and such when they passed this small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, "You . . foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop!" So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, "I have some special sandals I think you would be intrested in. Dey make you wild at sex." The wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the "Sex-God" that he was.... The husband asked the man, "How could sandals make you into a sex freak?" The Jamaican replied, "Just try dem on, Mon." The husband, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen in many years! In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips and shag's the arse off him. The Jamaican then began screaming, "YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET, MON! YOU GOT DEM ON DE WRONG FEET..!!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9135 Posted July 5, 2006 Share Posted July 5, 2006 156825[/snapback] piss poor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Toplass-101 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 A geordie, a Mackem and Boro fan walking down the street. Up pops the fairy godmother and says "I will give you one wish each". The Boro fan says "I wish for Boro to play entertaining football and get to Europe this season". Your wish is granted says the fairy godmother. The mackem says "I wish those Geordies would stop saying they have a better team and stadium so I want a 20 foot wall round Sunderland to keep the ba*****s out". "Your wish is granted" says the fgm. The geordie enquires "will there be anyway in or out of Sunderland now you have built that wall?" "no" says the fgm..... "well I wish for you to flood it". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skhwoody 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Q: What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common? A: Neither of them can finish a sentence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skhwoody 0 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 (edited) Q: What is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face. Edited July 23, 2006 by skhwoody Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 Q: What is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face. 163585[/snapback] 2 Our Fathers and a Hail Mary for that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted July 23, 2006 Share Posted July 23, 2006 (edited) Q: What is the diffrence between a catholic priest and acne?. A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face. 163585[/snapback] 2 Our Fathers and a Hail Mary for that! 163588[/snapback] Considering the joke, I have to ask if that's a euphemism? Edited July 23, 2006 by DotBum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Not exactly a joke, but definitely bad taste http://rapidshare.de/files/32286010/Radio_Oxford.mp3.html Cringe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 Not exactly a joke, but definitely bad taste http://rapidshare.de/files/32286010/Radio_Oxford.mp3.html Cringe 194853[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie Boot Boy 0 Posted September 7, 2006 Share Posted September 7, 2006 An old lady goes to the doctors and, after inspection, the doctor says "I'm afraid I have two pieces of bad news. Firstly, you have cancer and, unfortunately, it is inoperable. Secondly, you have Alzheimer's." The woman is devastated at first but seems to take it in her stride. She says to the doctor almost cheerily "Well, at least I don't have cancer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Not sure if this has been done yet but.... What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-eight year olds? There are twenty of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WubbleUC 0 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Not exactly a joke, but definitely bad taste http://rapidshare.de/files/32286010/Radio_Oxford.mp3.html Cringe 194853[/snapback] Fucking class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14133 Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 Not exactly a joke, but definitely bad taste http://rapidshare.de/files/32286010/Radio_Oxford.mp3.html Cringe 194853[/snapback] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 8, 2006 Share Posted September 8, 2006 I heard this one in the South of the US, which may account for something: What does Pontiac stand for? Po' old nigger thinks it's a caddie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mad-on-the-cocks 0 Posted September 9, 2006 Share Posted September 9, 2006 Not a sick joke but So this blokes taking his new car for a spin down a country lane when it conks out. Fuck, he opens the bonnet and stares at the engine. He hears a voice say, "Oi mate, looks like your battery lead is loose, tighten it and it should be ok." The bloke turns around and there's this big brown horse looking at him. "Go on," says the horse, "Fuckin tighten it." So he does it and it starts and he drives off. A bit later he pulls into a country pub, has a pint and tells the barman what happened. Jesus, says the barman, was it a white horse or a brown one? Brown one. Damn you were lucky, the white one doesn't know a fuckin thing about cars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Eskimos car breaks down, so he calls the AA. The bloke turns up has a quick look and says:"I see your problem mate, you've blown a seal" The eskimo says:"Nah, that's just a bit of frost on me top lip...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Shearer 9 0 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 what do you call a black man at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawkings in a house fire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Patrokles Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 what do you call a black man at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawkings in a house fire What do you call someone who repeats jokes in the same thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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