Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 That was me mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 If it's the one I think it is ( me holding my lad when he's tiny, radiating handsomeness and manliness ) I wouldn't mind a copy, as I've lost the original. If it's not wtf? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Working from home today after an abortive atempt to catch non-existent trains fucked by another suicide. I do honestly try and have sympathy but after a "free" weekend why did they wait until Monday ruch hour to go for it? Another one tonight (2 hours to get home) - how sad must they be to do it on Valentine's day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Desperate rather than sad I would imagine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 3989 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Desperate rather than sad I would imagine. I did honestly mean sad in the proper sense rather than the modern "lame" sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14823 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Some of you may have heard of Sandbanks in Poole, playground of the self regarding fuckwits who think its "fabulous dahhling" to live on a sandspit rich and famous...bit soggy tonight.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14823 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Sadly back here in plebsville we're under water too...100 yards away... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35306 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Ugh, hope your house gets away unscathed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14823 Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 2nd floor flat! High tide about 90 mins ago...thing is Poole Harbour gets a "double tide", theres four movements a day, low tide just before midight should see clearer streets...full moon= very high tides...lower tomorrow: http://www.tidetimes.org.uk/poole-harbour-tide-times#axzz2tKsZYhHT "Dogger bank: good, Fastnet force 12, good to fair" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 If it's the one I think it is ( me holding my lad when he's tiny, radiating handsomeness and manliness ) I wouldn't mind a copy, as I've lost the original. If it's not wtf? I'm not sure, I'll have a look when I sober up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 So, sitting in the bath having a soak after work, son shouts up, "Daddy, hurry up, tea is ready" " What are we having son?" *top of his lungs " Vasagne!" I turned into Muttley as I sank beneath the surface. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 15, 2014 Share Posted February 15, 2014 Lip smacking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 If it's the one I think it is ( me holding my lad when he's tiny, radiating handsomeness and manliness ) I wouldn't mind a copy, as I've lost the original. If it's not wtf? Well this has me baffled to oblivion! Your mug shows up with lots of other photos on the apple tv screensaver, however I have searched several times through 3 - 4,000 pictures on the computer and it and another two Ive noticed, are nowhere to be seen. Haunted by Fist!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 How have you got three pictures of me? I've only ever posted one of me on here. I'm putting extra locks on the doors, you creepy stalker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 How have you got three pictures of me? I've only ever posted one of me on here. I'm putting extra locks on the doors, you creepy stalker. The other two arnt of you But they are that noticeable that when searching I know they are not on the computer either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 16, 2014 Share Posted February 16, 2014 Dread to think what the other two are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 If it's the one I think it is ( me holding my lad when he's tiny, radiating handsomeness and manliness ) I wouldn't mind a copy, as I've lost the original. If it's not wtf? Stop Haunting my TV Fist!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14132 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26738 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 This is why Gemmill isn't having kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12863 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 I wouldn't mind but those potatoes are quite clearly not mashed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1y6lhe/what_is_the_worst_thing_someone_has_said_to_you/ HAHAHA...that is some of the funniest shit i've read...literally crying i'm laughing so hard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9103 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 70% of those are made up, but some of them are corkers. I was having sex and was obviously doing it in a manly and vigorous fashion because apparently my nose started bleeding, I didn't notice at first until she said "Eww you're bleeding on me" and me being the gallant gentleman replied "Well you started it". Another time I was working my magic on top of a lass that was just laying there, dead fish, I asked her if she was ok and wanted to stop? She replied with a wan smile "No, I'm having a lovely time." Zzzzzip, see ya later, thank you and good night. One night stands are fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39072 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 70% of those are made up, but some of them are corkers. I was having sex and was obviously doing it in a manly and vigorous fashion because apparently my nose started bleeding, I didn't notice at first until she said "Eww you're bleeding on me" and me being the gallant gentleman replied "Well you started it". Another time I was working my magic on top of a lass that was just laying there, dead fish, I asked her if she was ok and wanted to stop? She replied with a wan smile "No, I'm having a lovely time." Zzzzzip, see ya later, thank you and good night. One night stands are fun. Guess she just wasn't feeling it, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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