spongebob toonpants 3643 Posted May 4 Share Posted May 4 12 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: The only one I wouldn’t knock the hips out of would be Pigsy Beckham. Either of the Beckhams for me 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27578 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Well me and the missus are in Newcastle airport waiting to go to Cyprus. Going abroad when you're on the rock and roll? Got a 65" LCD TV as well? 🎵You know they talk so hip man They're twistin' my melon man (Caaaaall the Nash!!!!) 🎶 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35555 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Have a class time. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27578 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Been looking all for this but I can't find it anywhere? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30798 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 57 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Well me and the missus are in Newcastle airport waiting to go to Cyprus. Going abroad when you're on the rock and roll? Got a 65" LCD TV as well? 🎵You know they talk so hip man They're twistin' my melon man (Caaaaall the Nash!!!!) 🎶 You’ll know if you’ve been before but the local Keo lager is spot on. Have a great time 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20169 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 have an awesome break HMHM 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Get fucked on Keo 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39184 Posted May 7 Share Posted May 7 Just in from graft, Dweezil the derg has been to the mutt barber.… Obviously asked for the Bald Twit Lion look. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9498 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 They do say dogs look like their owners 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18051 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 5 hours ago, RobinRobin said: They do say dogs look like their owners Poor dog. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 5860 Posted May 8 Share Posted May 8 5 minutes ago, Renton said: Poor dog. "Ah fuckin' na it's yee, Voldermort. Fool iz twice an aal that yi little bald daft cunt" 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 So today I had to attend court for some fucker who close passed me and almost took me out last year. I had it on camera. They will have had a letter from the 5-0 initially with punishment (points or education blah blah) and decided to plea not guilty. From what I understand they will have had to attend court then to enter the plea and then it was set up for me to attend court today. The police spoke to me about 2 months ago to go over my statement and the copper said the person was mad to contest it as it was clear as day, but that was their right. Anyways, today I go, it was a magistrates court. Went in, had to pass through a metal detector etc. Then witness protection person comes out and takes me in a room. They tell me the whole procedure. Fuck me, I was shitting myself like I was on trial for murder! They then took me through to another waiting room where the prosecutor came in and we had a chat. Said the usher would be coming soon to take me to the court room. Usher came down about 30mins later 'You can go, they've just pleaded guilty' WTF, I had to take a days annual leave. Because of train strikes I have had to get 4 buses too. But it's ok because I can claim back. The max I can claim.................£7.50. Fuck me laughing. They should have just killed me, would have been easier. 5 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18051 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 I imagine the good news about that wykiki is the court will have taken a dim view flof those shenanigans and given a more severe sentence. Take it as a win (realising it's been a shit day for you) . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35555 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Should have rode your bike there, you lazy cunt. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 34 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Should have rode your bike there, you lazy cunt. There was no showers otherwise I would have Aye it's a win. I am more annoyed for the tax payers money wasted. The people who work at the court etc. It's been a gorgeous day and sat in the park whilst waiting to go into court so not all bad! Just nerve racking when you have never been in court before! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18051 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: There was no showers otherwise I would have Aye it's a win. I am more annoyed for the tax payers money wasted. The people who work at the court etc. It's been a gorgeous day and sat in the park whilst waiting to go into court so not all bad! Just nerve racking when you have never been in court before! Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26816 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 Bike nonce. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3724 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 5068 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 6 minutes ago, strawb said: My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7073 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 44 minutes ago, Renton said: Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less Well accountants do like to keep their register entries up to date Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 26 minutes ago, strawb said: My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all. Enjoy it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 7073 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 RIP Strawb 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18051 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 32 minutes ago, strawb said: My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all. Where are you having it. Was in York last weekend, the amount of hen parties was off the scale. Wall to wall blart but half of them seemed incontinent. Anyway, RIP for the stag night. Then RIP for the marriage. Either way you're dead now. 👍 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35555 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 58 minutes ago, Renton said: Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less Charged with being SEXY AS HELL. "Take him down!" said the judge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted May 9 Share Posted May 9 If I’m never on a stag do again, it’ll be too soon. With that said, have fun 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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