Gemmill 35455 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Happy birthday old man! Sorry to hear about your absolutely bullshit employer sending your redundancy on the same day. When are we running the first Toontastic Excel Boot Camp? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27514 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Happy birthday old man! Sorry to hear about your absolutely bullshit employer sending your redundancy on the same day. When are we running the first Toontastic Excel Boot Camp? Don't get me wrong, I knew it was coming but the timing was a bit special, just like last year when the royal chief decided to pop her clogs and my birthday was basically the wife virtually in tears watching the news. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27514 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Don't get me wrong, I knew it was coming but the timing was a bit special, just like last year when the royal chief decided to pop her clogs and my birthday was basically the wife virtually in tears watching the news. September 8th 2024 "Hello? Mr HMHM? It's the hospital, about those tests we did a couple of weeks ago, are you sitting down? Oh! Silly me, before I give you the bad news.....Happy birthday!" 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: September 8th 2024 "Hello? Mr HMHM? It's the hospital, about those tests we did a couple of weeks ago, are you sitting down? Oh! Silly me, before I give you the bad news.....Happy birthday!" "Oh, you're not having a good birthday now? Still., at least you won't have another one .... Silver linings and all that. " Edited September 9, 2023 by Renton 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12894 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Happy belated, Mr. HeyMan. I’m embarking on that Health and Safety diploma so if you want, we can meet at the library and revise if you’re at a loose end? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39159 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 If it makes you feel any better HMHM, I’ve spent the last two days trying and failing to piss out a kidney stone. Fun times 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26793 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 59 minutes ago, Gemmill said: When are we running the first Toontastic Excel Boot Camp? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27514 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 54 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Happy belated, Mr. HeyMan. I’m embarking on that Health and Safety diploma so if you want, we can meet at the library and revise if you’re at a loose end? I'm not really sure I fancy it to be honest. The nebosh stuff that is, the library stuff sounds cosy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27514 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Sat in the garden, shorts only, ice cold glass in hand, listening to Bob's casino and other new* picks I've downloaded recently from Spotify feeling zen as fuck , holidays haven't been this great for ages, melting away the hangover with an icer or two. *To me 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 7 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said: There's a YouTube video for almost anything these days tbf As someone who recently bought his first car at the age of 44, I can testify to this 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Sat in the garden, shorts only, ice cold glass in hand, listening to Bob's casino and other new* picks I've downloaded recently from Spotify feeling zen as fuck , holidays haven't been this great for ages, melting away the hangover with an icer or two. *To me Happy Birthday old man and welcome to the over 50’s club. Your now at the age where you’ve made it onto the mailing list for all the funeral plan companies Good luck on the job hunting front and don’t forget they old taxis are there if you struggle. They’ll even rent you a car. Im sure you used to take the piss when I sat in the garden getting pissed with Spotify 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 25 minutes ago, Meenzer said: As someone who recently bought his first car at the age of 44, I can testify to this What did you get. If you’re still in London that’s a baptism of fire to driving. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39159 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: What did you get. If you’re still in London that’s a baptism of fire to driving. He’s moved to Peterborough, so he’s probably got an Allegro. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 I did drive a bit in London, to be fair, but only ever occasional hire cars/Zipcars. Anyway, all I wanted was a reliable little runaround so I'm currently* blasting out Eurovision tunes from a 2019 Hyundai i10. Living the dream. *Not as I type, obviously, that would be irresponsible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 2 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Im sure you used to take the piss when I sat in the garden getting pissed with Spotify Aye, but you had "Voulez-Vous" on repeat and were doing every "aha!" until the neighbours called the police 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4003 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 13 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Aye, but you had "Voulez-Vous" on repeat and were doing every "aha!" until the neighbours called the police My neighbours are police 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted September 9, 2023 Share Posted September 9, 2023 Do they sing "Don't stand so close to me" to you a lot? 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 9456 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Renton said: Do they sing "Don't stand so close to me" to you a lot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30758 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 7 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: My neighbours are police Explains them doing bong I suppose 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30758 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 8 hours ago, Meenzer said: I did drive a bit in London, to be fair, but only ever occasional hire cars/Zipcars. Anyway, all I wanted was a reliable little runaround so I'm currently* blasting out Eurovision tunes from a 2019 Hyundai i10. Living the dream. *Not as I type, obviously, that would be irresponsible. I had to google zipcars. I thought for a moment there Mr Rahman had branched out 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 5 hours ago, Alex said: I had to google zipcars. I thought for a moment there Mr Rahman had branched out Was talking about him just the other day as it happens, driving down Westgate Road and my dad casually mentioned that the Young Liberals office was upstairs from Mr Rahman's shop back in the day. (Yes, near the motorbike shops.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39159 Posted September 10, 2023 Share Posted September 10, 2023 Please listen. The original ad is even better than than I remember. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9210 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 6 minutes ago, Meenzer said: 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 18038 Posted September 13, 2023 Share Posted September 13, 2023 31 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Fish is married. I think he mentioned it once. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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