Happy Face 29 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 or..... ctrl alt & down his screen Mwoooohahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16480 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Set his mouse to left handed? and change it to anoher language Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 swap a few keys round on his keyboard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Done, done and done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4183 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Got an idiot to ring back the zoo and ask to speak to Mr Rory Lyons out-fucking-standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16480 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Spent 6months collecting plastic cutlery from the canteen, a black bin bag full, then attached them all to everything on someones desk, phones monitors, basically his desk was a sea of white forks/knives/spoons. You have waaaay too much time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Thing's i have so far done in work, i'll dig out pictures later Put Ink in someones headphones Got an idiot to ring back the zoo and ask to speak to Mr Rory Lyons Filled softdrink bottles with water then superglued them top towards the desk, glued his mouse to the desk, his keyboard keys where his keyboard used to be, and his name in 1p coins. Spent 6months collecting plastic cutlery from the canteen, a black bin bag full, then attached them all to everything on someones desk, phones monitors, basically his desk was a sea of white forks/knives/spoons. put 2xDozen pink/purple spokey dokies on the bosses new fancy "bike to work" that he thought made him look cool (all black, black gear etc), put tassles on the end of the handlebars. Girl who got clipped by a car (she was ok), had a road safety wall erected beside her desk and tufty club decorations. chili sweets given to the fella who always comes in to pilfer our xmas chocolates. (edit in fairness none of these were in retaliation, i'm just a bit of a dick when i get bored) I stuck a teeny tiny torn off piece of post-it to the bottom of his laser-mouse. He's been baffled for the past 15 minutes as to why his mouse isn't working. He's rebooted his computer, reattached the mouse cable, called IT. All the while, I'm pissing myself and he's saying that if I don't fix it he's going to get bollocked for not doing his work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 He worked it out and then poured a half glass of water over me... Escalation mother fucker! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Does this stuff seriously happen in your offices? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8947 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Yup. Not on with this guy again til Monday so I've a weekend to conjure a revenge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38544 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Ex-Lax coffee? Too far? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 I wish I worked in your office Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted November 2, 2012 Share Posted November 2, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 31 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 One of the best we done was take a big roll of shrink wrap and wrap top to bottom a lads car. He was a right arse and full of himself. Best part was that it started pissing down and he got soaked trying to undo it. Another canny one was when I worked near Callerton Metro. Got one of the lads and used packing tape to tape him to an office chair and we wheeled him to the Metro platform and left him for a few hours. I got done when i was a yts though, fuckers ripped the soles off my shoes so I had to go home, on the metro/bus at the time, with only shoe tops on my flappy feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted November 3, 2012 Share Posted November 3, 2012 Knew a lad who was a trainee Quantity Surveyor and spent time on site with a housebuilding company . On his last day he was chased about the scaffold only to be pinned, pants down and white mastic all over his thigh beard . Had to drive home . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 Rode to footie on my bike this morning. Left the heated hand grips on by accident and flattened the battery. Had to get my grandad to drive over with jump leads Sons of Anarchy cant hold a candle to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 You wouldn't catch a Son riding with heated hand grips. Even spaz hands Clay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5881 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 That was the point bright spark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34166 Posted November 4, 2012 Share Posted November 4, 2012 I was just playing along with your joke, Street Hawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 Daughters boyfriends parents have Sky. This is apparently portable and also lives on his Xbox which lives at our house. We now have free Sky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 "Don't dump him petal, he's a great lad....and look at the state of your hair, sort it out before he finishes you!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 (edited) Exactly, He's a keeper. Edited November 6, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted November 6, 2012 Share Posted November 6, 2012 That trilby of your looking more like a pimps hat every day. ;) ;) ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted November 7, 2012 Share Posted November 7, 2012 (edited) One of those absolutely rare days in my life where I have no one whatsoever around and can do whatever I wish with my free time. Cars in the garage so I cant work. Little lads at Nursery Other kids at work Wife at work. Just me and the dog and ...... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EA48IL6bQQU Of course, porns a given. I could go for a lovely walk with the dog Read my first book Watch all the bloke stuff I record but never get chance to watch But.... I 'll no doubt spend my morning arguing the the values of Jonas's winning free kicks v Fergusons assists with random males on the internet. My life is sad Edited November 7, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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