Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 Ta everyone. I'll probably go easy on the champagne but getting a load of salads and keeping it healthy(ish) will be the way to go. Picnic baskets are obscenely expensive for a big baal of wicker £29 eBay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 So, cheese sandwiches. Soft Cheese though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 11, 2013 Share Posted February 11, 2013 So, cheese sandwiches. Cheese, crackers, pate, strawberries, melon, ham, olives, baguettes, prosecco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 What's happened to fist? Still no sightings of Sausage Fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Yuk! A nappy so bad you have to run a bath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34475 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 It'll be all the fruit you're eating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38768 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 Still no sightings of Sausage Fingers? Been busy-I've opened a Hand Job place for taxi drivers, it's taken me a week or two to source a powerful microscope for when you roll in , Bitch Tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 12, 2013 Share Posted February 12, 2013 He lives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Sorry, can't search for the joke thread on my phone. I was working in Tesco last night when I bumped into the lady I just started dating. I was re-arranging the washing powder in aisle 7 when she said " you told me you're a stunt pilot you lying git" To which I replied "No, I told you I was part of the Ariel display team ..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Kelly 1117 Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 That's been going round for months at least. Strangely enough it gets better the more you hear it. And it's definitely better to hear it rather than see it written down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34475 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Just got a work blackberry. Cannot believe people would choose to own one of these as their personal phone. It's awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34475 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 What a piece of shit it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 http://hadonejob.com/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 That is superb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 McDonalds in Germany now do a McCurrywurst. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Have you ever said to a German sausage merchant 'do your wurst'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Have you ever said to a German sausage merchant 'do your wurst'? That would require a German who understands puns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26352 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I'm sure you came across your fair share of German sausage merchants in your time over there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 I'm sure you came across your fair share of German sausage merchants in your time over there. Only if there was a towel nearby for afterwards. I'm not a monster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14587 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This is where we have a 6 hour stopover via the Turkish version of Ryanair on the way to Kharkiv tomorrow... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabiha_G%C3%B6k%C3%A7en_International_Airport Just the 22 miles outside central Istanbul, landing at 0515 "We've booked, its brillaint, we'll go for a boat trip down the Bospurus whilst we're waiting for the connection to Kharkiv!!" from those quick off the mark on this gig sounds a bit hollow now...bus to the "notoriously slow and overcrowded" Istanbul metro system if we want to go into town...might have to get another book.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 This is where we have a 6 hour stopover via the Turkish version of Ryanair on the way to Kharkiv tomorrow... http://en.wikipedia....ational_Airport Just the 22 miles outside central Istanbul, landing at 0515 "We've booked, its brillaint, we'll go for a boat trip down the Bospurus whilst we're waiting for the connection to Kharkiv!!" from those quick off the mark on this gig sounds a bit hollow now...bus to the "notoriously slow and overcrowded" Istanbul metro system if we want to go into town...might have to get another book.... Aye, the city centre might be a bit optimistic! From the map, the airport's not too far from the sea and somewhere like Pendik looks like it might have a nice enough marina/seafront that you could get a taxi to, but whether there'd be any bars open in a fairly residential area at that time of day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 14587 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Aye, the city centre might be a bit optimistic! From the map, the airport's not too far from the sea and somewhere like Pendik looks like it might have a nice enough marina/seafront that you could get a taxi to, but whether there'd be any bars open in a fairly residential area at that time of day... Yeah, Pendik (stranglely, also the name of my local kebab house ) is 14km away...might be worth a trip after brekkie at the airport...theres a speedboat or something that will take you for a trip but I'd wager we may be a bit early for that in mid Feb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted February 19, 2013 Share Posted February 19, 2013 Never used to crash all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8989 Posted February 20, 2013 Share Posted February 20, 2013 "Well that's two hours of my life I'm never going to get back by watching The Brits. The only two decent bands/singers where Ben Howard and Mumford and Sons." Facebook update on my timeline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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