Meenzer 14253 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Still, one to bear in mind for the "You wouldn't make jokes about the Islams" brigade... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 27300 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Aye http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-25874580 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14253 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 "Blasphemy is a highly sensitive issue in Pakistan, where 97% of the population are Muslim. Muslims constitute a majority of those prosecuted, followed by the minority Ahmadi community." Cheers Beeb, wouldn't have worked that one out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3372 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/mystery-of-the-lyubov-orlova-ghost-ship-full-of-cannibal-rats-could-be-heading-for-british-coast-9080103.html A ghost ship? Infested with cannibal rats??? And it's heading for Britain???? Excellent! Surely if they're cannibal rats then they only eat other rats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 also... Interchangeable knobheads! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14253 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 20329 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 noel gallagher hammers his old oasis videos, pretty funny http://www.supajam.com/news/story/Video-of-the-day-I-hate-them-all-Noel-Gallagher-does-hilarious-pisstake-commentary-to-Oasis-videos?fb_action_ids=10152191777397673&fb_action_types=og.likes&fb_source=other_multiline&action_object_map=%5B595765363835443%5D&action_type_map=%5B%22og.likes%22%5D&action_ref_map=%5B%5D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Just drive over the bridge in Sunderland and there was a jumper. Just sitting looked calm as out on a pipe that runs along the side of the bridge. Police trying to talk him down. Poor fucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39465 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Strictly speaking, a sitter, since he hasn't yet earned the title you gave him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6567 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Did you not pullover for the jumper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
desmondTUTU 0 Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 World super-middleweight champion Carl Froch has been ordered to have a rematch with George Groves within 90 days or risk losing his belt http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/boxing/25888443 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39465 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 So, I was having a little browse through my family tree, as my daughter was asking about it, and was showing her our ancestors who were Mormon pioneers in Utah and Idaho. One of them had two wives, producing 25 kids. The first wife had 15 of those, and I can't believe I'd never noticed her comedy name before. Fanny Aiken The hours just fly by chez Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 28500 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Was her maiden name Wideopen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14253 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 So, I was having a little browse through my family tree, as my daughter was asking about it, and was showing her our ancestors who were Mormon pioneers in Utah and Idaho. One of them had two wives, producing 25 kids. The first wife had 15 of those, and I can't believe I'd never noticed her comedy name before. Fanny Aiken The hours just fly by chez Fist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39465 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Was her maiden name Wideopen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9403 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Questions Of A 4-yr-old Part XXVII "Mammy, how does my brain work?" "Well, your eyes see things and send messages to your brain which understands what your eyes have seen" "Do my eyes telephone my brain?" "Erm, well I think they're different kinds of messages...." "Cos I think my brain has got a telephone in it's coat pocket...." "I think it's time for sleep now darling...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9403 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Better than; "Mammy, is there a Home-Nurse way to get rid of crabs?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Better than; "Mammy, is there a Home-Nurse way to get rid of crabs?" He's 4 Dave.... Why exactly did that question spring to mind? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9403 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 He's 4 Dave.... Why exactly did that question spring to mind? My point was, there's worse to come... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 My point was, there's worse to come... Not if I keep him locked in that cupboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4992 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Questions Of A 4-yr-old Part XXVII "Mammy, how does my brain work?" "Well, your eyes see things and send messages to your brain which understands what your eyes have seen" "Do my eyes telephone my brain?" "Erm, well I think they're different kinds of messages...." "Cos I think my brain has got a telephone in it's coat pocket...." "I think it's time for sleep now darling...." That is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9403 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Not if I keep him locked in that cupboard! He's not a jar of pickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 That is awesome That's nowt! The other day he said "Mammy, it's not me that want's a treat but my brain is saying it needs some sweeties. Can we have some sweeties for my brain but not for me??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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