Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 It's hard to believe your comedy career never took off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Sounds quality. We're getting a new boiler soon so i'm keen to get one for the gas too. I'll be producing powerpoint presentations for the family, setting them their targets and rewarding them on their quarterly improvements. I sent my lot a text this morning taking them through the new "system" and I've just carried out a quick inspection and they've failed! I stopped short of written signs on bedroom doors etc but it looks like I'm going to have to roll out the big guns. £1.57 was what we spent on electricity yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6434 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 PovertyWatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Ditch the microwave, you'll save millions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Turning shit off at the wall instead of leaving it on standby will save a huge amount too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26872 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Anyone see some of the knackers in the free copy of the sun that was shoved through your door? Cringeworthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Went straight in the recycling, don't tell me it was actually worth a look (even for the wrong reasons)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26872 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 There was a great big pic of James Cordon standing with his thumbs up in a suit, his face painted with the flag of St. George. Can't say for sure but there might've been a sunshine variety club van waiting for him in the background. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34503 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Aye flicked through it. Was the idea that that would encourage you to start buying it? Christ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 Is there anything that fat mess won't do for publicity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 13, 2014 Share Posted June 13, 2014 CT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26872 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 At 15.10, on the 15th June, which of the following was looking at the 'Belta cock' thread? Howmanheyman, mikep72, RobH, DannyBoyFromOz, NJS, Ant, trophyshy, Gejon, Noelie, Andrew, Howay, U_V, Happy Face, Dr Gloom, Ausman, PaddockLad, ADP, Gemmill, The Mighty Hog, spongebob toonpants, ClubSpinDoctor, Christmas Tree Answer: Below..... "I'm free!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 15, 2014 Share Posted June 15, 2014 Only coz I got a notification saying I'd been quoted in it!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 9 year old daughter learned a valuable football lesson today. When you are playing on an artificial pitch and you score a goal, DONT run and slide on your knees to celebrate!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 MUMSNET ALARM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 9 year old daughter learned a valuable lesson today. DONT run!!!! Passing on the fatherly advice there. Bravo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 3 glasses of Merlot and the first summer spotify garden party is underway. So get yourself on the dance floor and give it up for Hazel Dean and Hiiiiiiiiigh Energeeeeeeeee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Next up, Divine - you think you're a man..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14055 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I take back what I said earlier, Nashville might actually be too straight for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3205 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I take back what I said earlier, Nashville might actually be too straight for you. Yeah he likes the ones that bend a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 I take back what I said earlier, Nashville might actually be too straight for you. Quick trip through freebies, beautiful south then onto Luke Bryan!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Buble's in the house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 What's happened to Fist @@!!!@@@ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26872 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 Two bottles and he's arseholed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted June 18, 2014 Share Posted June 18, 2014 (edited) Shit. Oldest daughter has turned up and we'rd playing spice girls Edited June 18, 2014 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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