Rayvin 4964 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 (edited) Cheers to both, that's helpful as well. I'm going to go quiet on it I think; see if she brings it up seriously again once we move in. I'd love to have one in truth, but as you say, you have to think about how suitable your life is for the thing. Edited July 31, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Just to add the pet passport thing covers European countries so no quarantine necessary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Don't get him started on Brexit ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17797 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Rayvin, I'm going to offer you some sound advice here. Don't get a fucking dog, just don't. Â Anyhoo, looks like my idiot seagull friend's other fledgling fell down my chimney again, presumably onto the dessicated body of its sibling. New wave of blow fly to deal with. Also I suspect the cretinous seagull mother has laid yet another egg in my chimney. No doubt that fledgling will meet the same outcome. Getting fed up with these thick as pig shit seagulls. I can't get the cage up until they fuck off. Also need some exterior decorating done but the decorator won't do it until the seagulls go. Arseholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 First recorded incident ever of a human being put in a figure four leglock by a seagull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Â Thanks for the advice all - I'm probably set for the time being I guess; we'll discuss it and by the sounds of it, I'll be arguing that we shouldn't get one. Â I'll tell her that this dude online who fucking loves seagulls made the most convincing argument not to do so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Although seriously Rents, I can't quite believe how this seagull stuff is still going on Can't you just smoke them out or something?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted July 31, 2016 Share Posted July 31, 2016 Aye, Renton. Have you tried not being a tart and actually sorting it out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Although seriously Rents, I can't quite believe how this seagull stuff is still going on Can't you just smoke them out or something?? Picturing Renton furiously chucking tabs down the chimney, " Die you bastard, die!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Air gun, shoot the fuckers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17797 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Oh aye, I'll just get my air rifle out the cupboard... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5924 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've got 2 in the garage  You can get one for £50 in town Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Renton would probably shoot it into the chimney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just abandon the house, leave it to the gulls. It's as much their gaff as it is yours now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 I've got 2 in the garage  You can get one for £50 in town  gun rack situated just above the pin ball machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Just abandon the house, leave it to the gulls. It's as much their gaff as it is yours now. Â It's approaching that kind of scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 They're trying to stink him out. Anybody takes the plunge down the chimney for the cause gets 40 seagull virgins in bird heaven Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17797 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Ha ha funny fuckers. Flymageddon has happened. Must have been 100 flies in the front room this afternoon. Cant see how they're getting in. The sight, noise of the buzzing, smell of fly spray, and hangover from last night has just made me throw up. :wife wants to move house again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 fucking hell... Â Â Surely there are people you can call, man. Bite the bullet and put the wall through. Fix the problem at source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Get a toad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17797 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 fucking hell... Â Â Surely there are people you can call, man. Bite the bullet and put the wall through. Fix the problem at source. It's the second fledgling, going from experience it will be at peak decomposition now. Cant really afford more building work at the moment. Just hope this crazy mother fucker seagull doesn't produce yet another fledgling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17797 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 (edited) Get a toad Putting my Venus fly trap in there. Fucking hell, a quarter of the cylinder of my Dyson is dead flies. Won't be able to eat and Eccles cake again, that's for sure. Despite my nausea, I'm having a drink. Edited August 1, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 Putting my Venus fly trap in there. Fucking hell, a quarter of the cylinder of my Dyson is dead flies. Won't be able to eat and Eccles cake again, that's for sure. Despite my nausea, I'm having a drink.The Venus fly trap. [emoji38]Â The Dyson. [emoji38] Â A very middle class meltdown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted August 1, 2016 Share Posted August 1, 2016 What about getting a hawk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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