Gemmill 34563 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 You know him as the Fish. The ladies know him as Fedora Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Black Garter. http://www.blackgarternewcastle.co.uk Cheers mush, tried to book a table but they said they don't do that. Must be a popular place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19834 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 Wow, a week fish would rather forget set to go down in TT folklore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 There once was a poster called fish Who considered himself quite a dish One word he thought great Was saying 'conflate', But all it brought fish was fresh hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 16, 2016 Share Posted December 16, 2016 The Fish just put this up on twitter. You had better be taking the fucking piss... Even if it is obviously ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2431 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 The ladies know him as Fedora Dave. He has a girlfriend ya know. @ Fish By the by, I was cutting up mango the other day. I cut a criss-cross pattern in the flesh, then turned the mango inside out and trimmed off the nice little cubes that are formed from my patented technique. My daughter had been watching, and she says, 'That's a pretty good hack'. I asked her to repeat herself to be sure of what she'd said. She repeated herself and was immediately sent to her room. There will be no references made to 'lifehacks' in this family, little lady. First you're making grapice and microwaving party pies, next thing you're on the beeb for raping people. Not for my children. No thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toonotl 2431 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 The Fish just put this up on twitter. What the fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26434 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 He has a girlfriend ya know. @ Fish By the by, I was cutting up mango the other day. I cut a criss-cross pattern in the flesh, then turned the mango inside out and trimmed off the nice little cubes that are formed from my patented technique. My daughter had been watching, and she says, 'That's a pretty good hack'. I asked her to repeat herself to be sure of what she'd said. She repeated herself and was immediately sent to her room. There will be no references made to 'lifehacks' in this family, little lady. First you're making grapice and microwaving party pies, next thing you're on the beeb for raping people. Not for my children. No thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 5936 Posted December 17, 2016 Share Posted December 17, 2016 Need some advice, I was in back up in Newcastle to see some friends last weekend. Met a lass and am taking her out over Xmas, in Newcastle. Need suggestions for a decent place to take a girl for a couple of drinks, maybe a bite to eat for a first date? Lola Jeans, but pre book Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 No, you pack of cunts, that is not me. @Gemmil is having a lovely old time at my expense and for that he should be ashamed. Oh, and no, I'm not going to post a picture of me holding todays paper and a sign saying "I'm not Paul Wynn", either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] Took you a while. Spent the weekend lost in the maze of your mind, no doubt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] Took you a while. Spent the weekend lost in the maze of your mind, no doubt. Was my dad's 70th, so I was up there and being paraded around as his greatest achievement. Better than his charity work and the job he retired from 10 years ago. Went to a restaurant and there were 50 odd friends and relatives there to surprise him. Good times. To be honest I spent most of the weekend avoiding his bigoted cousin, the same one who genuinely asked why a mate of mine "Couldn't find a nice white girl" to marry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Sounds like a nice weekend. I was at a wedding on Saturday. Nice day, well organised and all that, but I just can't get away with weddings. Too much time in the company of people you don't know and don't care to. I was clock watching from about 3pm onwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Sounds like a nice weekend. I was at a wedding on Saturday. Nice day, well organised and all that, but I just can't get away with weddings. Too much time in the company of people you don't know and don't care to. I was clock watching from about 3pm onwards. Why am I not surprised. You were definitely stuck on the table of misfits, weren't you? The old teacher, the 2nd cousin, the bloke from work that overheard the bride inviting others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] I was on the sexy table. Finally escaped at 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] I was on the sexy table. Finally escaped at 9. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 [emoji38] You've got a filthy maze of a mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26434 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Sounds like a nice weekend. I was at a wedding on Saturday. Nice day, well organised and all that, but I just can't get away with weddings. Too much time in the company of people you don't know and don't care to. I was clock watching from about 3pm onwards. That's why you're supposed to get drunk at weddings. Not whiling away the hours until you can make a very slow getaway in your Ford Focus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 1 litre ECOBOOST motherfucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 9006 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 That's why you're supposed to get drunk at weddings. Not whiling away the hours until you can make a very slow getaway in your Ford Focus. Weddings don't get really good until late on anyway, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Weddings don't get really good, Correct. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26434 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I think you're conflating weddings with your experience of marriages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19834 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 God, you'd be gutted if you ended up on Gemmill's table wouldn't you, what a buzzkill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 God, you'd be gutted if you ended up on Gemmill's table wouldn't you, what a buzzkill.You probably would tbf. But I'm ok with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34563 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 I think you're conflating weddings with your experience of marriages.[emoji38] I've always hated them. Including my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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