Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 He has a girlfriend ya know. @ Fish By the by, I was cutting up mango the other day. I cut a criss-cross pattern in the flesh, then turned the mango inside out and trimmed off the nice little cubes that are formed from my patented technique. My daughter had been watching, and she says, 'That's a pretty good hack'. I asked her to repeat herself to be sure of what she'd said. She repeated herself and was immediately sent to her room. There will be no references made to 'lifehacks' in this family, little lady. First you're making grapice and microwaving party pies, next thing you're on the beeb for raping people. Not for my children. No thank you. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30429 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Alistair Pirrie apparently: What MF said, tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Alistair Pirrie apparently: What MF said, tbh If Yewtree don't get him, the fashion police will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Think he was called Alex or Alistair.Alistair Pirrie! (Thanks google)This blogger isn't a big fan of his http://toomuchapplepie.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/teatime-tyne-tees-tv.html?m=1 (Worth reading the comments, there's a link to a clip with him calling Lynn Spencer "Slut face" ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30429 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Remember that Peggy Babcock tongue-twister game on it. What the fuck was that all about? It was nee Tizwas. And did everyone else used to fancy Sally James? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 38779 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Sally James...... Anyone who didn't fancy her was lying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/dec/19/berlin-truck-crashes-into-christmas-market Fucking hell man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted December 19, 2016 Share Posted December 19, 2016 Of course they'd start to rack up the body count at Christmas. Why is it we don't want Russia to blow ISIS back to the stone age again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted December 20, 2016 Share Posted December 20, 2016 [emoji38] Aye, super-athlete with a twist. I'll take that. Jesus, that sounds like a barbaric way to do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 (edited) The Guardian has done a promotional article on Newcastle and some of our local arts/restaurants/drinking/music scenes. I noticed Cal's Own was in there https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/dec/21/alternative-city-guide-newcastle-food-drink-bars-clubs-culture Edited December 21, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26872 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 The Guardian has done a promotional article on Newcastle and some of our local arts/restaurants/drinking/music scenes. I noticed Cal's Own was in there https://www.theguardian.com/travel/2016/dec/21/alternative-city-guide-newcastle-food-drink-bars-clubs-culture Part of Gemmill's early retirement plan, writing articles as a freelancer plus taking backhanders from shady restauranteurs. Nothing will stop his relentless march to retire early by 14 months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 That actually sounds very probable. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34505 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Says HMHM, the man they're referencing in the article when they talk about people who "yap on about artisan craft pizza". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 26872 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Says HMHM, the man they're referencing in the article when they talk about people who "yap on about artisan craft pizza".I've ate a pizza from 'Miami pizza' in Walkergate for £2. That's as far from artisan as you can possibly get, it makes an asda deli pizza look like something from a Neapolitan ristorante. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 (edited) Also and unrelated - Vader is Alt-Jedi: http://newsthump.com/2016/12/20/im-not-sith-im-alt-jedi-clarifies-darth-vader/ Edited December 21, 2016 by Rayvin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Sometimes there's nothing better than a proper grimey munchies style pizza, usually about ten pints in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12767 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Sometimes there's nothing better than a proper grimey munchies style pizza, usually about ten pints in. Aye and there's nothing much worse than the feeling of complete lethargy it gives you the next day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 16686 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/sahara-desert-snow-first-40-years-rare-photos-atlas-mountains-algeria-karim-bouchetata-a7488056.html?cmpid=facebook-post Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Aye and there's nothing much worse than the feeling of complete lethargy it gives you the next day yeah, it always feels like a good idea at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/sahara-desert-snow-first-40-years-rare-photos-atlas-mountains-algeria-karim-bouchetata-a7488056.html?cmpid=facebook-post See, Global Warming is a myth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Yous all forgot wor birthday. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26391 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 You can't just swan on here after a three month absence and expect a birthday thread. That shit has to be earned, young man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haydnator 45 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Hmph. Fairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4222 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 Yous all forgot wor birthday. Shame. Poor you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 19826 Posted December 21, 2016 Share Posted December 21, 2016 The culture of the celebrity - harmless fun or the face of the corporate machine? https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2016/dec/20/celebrity-corporate-machine-fame-big-business-donald-trump-kim-kardashian?CMP=fb_gu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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