Happy Face 29 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Cheers The one knacks like. Terrible twos and another new one might destroy me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 awesome news, and yes - i know plenty of people that left a two year gap between kids, or less. all of them broken. but it'll pay for itself later on when you get the sleepless nights out of the way sooner, and they (hopefully) learn to entertain each other. there's four years between my two - easier in the short term, but i imagine harder work later on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4669 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 As in life it's what you make it! 25, 22, 10 and 4 All brighten my life every day. Doesn't suit everyone though but I love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21032 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Cheers The one knacks like. Terrible twos and another new one might destroy me. It will, believe me. As it happens I'm at my parents at the moment while the entire house is renovated. Been living out of suitcases (down your way for a canny bit of it actually) for EIGHT fucking weeks now. Very possibly the most stressful period of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I struggle in the company of my parents and Inlaws for 8 hours. 8 WEEKS??? FUCK THAT SHIT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tooner 243 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Cheers The one knacks like. Terrible twos and another new one might destroy me. hahaha its tough, oldest is just under two, newbie is 6wks.....yesterday as i was dealing with toddler meltdown and simultaneous hunger crying with momma out and about, i thought this is how alcoholism starts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21032 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 I struggle in the company of my parents and Inlaws for 8 hours. 8 WEEKS??? FUCK THAT SHIT. Only 2 weeks at my parents tbf. Rest was in holiday lets plus two actual holidays. Fucking nightmare though. Would never do this again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4669 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 It will, believe me. As it happens I'm at my parents at the moment while the entire house is renovated. Been living out of suitcases (down your way for a canny bit of it actually) for EIGHT fucking weeks now. Very possibly the most stressful period of my life. Is the stained class window staying ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Our second one is 17 months, the eldest is 5 next week. Light at the end of the fucking tunnel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 1. We're living with the inlaws while our bathroom gets done and it's doing me nut in. 2. I wouldn't actually mind but the wife can't spend more than an hour with them before it gets very fraught 3. I've impregnated her again and it's her first trimester so she's even worse at getting along 4. Got our 12 week scan a week today so still haven't announced outside immediate family yet, I can't keep a secret though so I'm treating TT like a hole in a tree to shout into. 5. Laying loft flooring on stilts this weekend. Rock and roll. Great news. Congrats! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Great news. Congrats!Cheers. Been tough with the old manky bathroom but delighted to have the new one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41886 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Congrats Happy Tadpoles! Once they get past the toddler stage, the little shits team up and work out what winds you up The War of Attrition begins now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Cheers. Been tough with the old manky bathroom but delighted to have the new one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10659 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 1. We're living with the inlaws while our bathroom gets done and it's doing me nut in. 2. I wouldn't actually mind but the wife can't spend more than an hour with them before it gets very fraught 3. I've impregnated her again and it's her first trimester so she's even worse at getting along 4. Got our 12 week scan a week today so still haven't announced outside immediate family yet, I can't keep a secret though so I'm treating TT like a hole in a tree to shout into. 5. Laying loft flooring on stilts this weekend. Rock and roll. Congrats. Are we to expect a comparison between the two in graph and table form? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3788 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Our first was a girl and we thiught wasn't brilliantly behaved but not really bad. Then two years later our son came along and we now realise that our daughter is in fact an actual angel who we are petitioning to have sainted immediately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 We know our lad has been incredibly well behaved. Only now at 2 starting to cry for attention and that. Nervous about the next one being a devil. Would be a good statistical analysis on nature versus nurture like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32595 Posted June 6, 2015 Share Posted June 6, 2015 We know our lad has been incredibly well behaved. Only now at 2 starting to cry for attention and that. Nervous about the next one being a devil. Would be a good statistical analysis on nature versus nurture like. The first ones are usually fine. Till the next one comes along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 1 Spent the whole day in Edinburgh yesterday 2 Climbed Arthurs Seat, was sweating like that fat 65st bloke who snuffed it 3 I'm in a chemo week and only have three months left before its over 4 I'm going to the match on Saturday 5 I've had 3 pints in 18 days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44090 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 4 I'm going to the match on Saturday The boycott continues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13760 Posted July 31, 2015 Share Posted July 31, 2015 Wonder where Magma is these days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 In Birmingham Waiting in a cab Drunk Don't know when the rest of the crew are going to finish pissing around in the hotel and meet me. Anxious about tomorrow's hangover/drug crash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Dodgy looking locals swarming around the taxi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Help Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Chapped lips Burnt sweed Horse voice from smoking too many snouts Still waiting in the cab Cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21756 Posted August 1, 2015 Share Posted August 1, 2015 Got to take the bairn to a 4 year olds bday party tomorrow #losing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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