Ayatollah Hermione

The South American lads are saving this tournament like. Especially after embarrassing Chelsea

Expecting us to move before the PSR deadline and being angry is on you tbh. Howe pretty much came out and said that was the plan. We’ll sniff around the clubs on the cusp of fucking that up before anything else.

Fucking Palmer He was massively off the boil for about 6 months

It should be illegal to work in this sort of heat tbh. Just declare an emergency bank holiday and we’ll all put our money into the pubs

People lining up to pay fortunes for bang average Liverpool players is beyond a joke now

He took a team from League Two to the Premier League. How has he got an atrocious transfer record? He’s even been vindicated on the likes of Solanke who was derided at the time

Did they fuck “gift” us a goal either. They were caught out by a faster, stronger team’s high press. I suggest they get used to that

They’re in for a massive rude awakening like. West Ham were in very sketchy form towards the end of last year but Bowen and Kudus alone could absolutely torture them. That’s before you get onto Palace’s front line and Villa are better man for man. That’s maybe the best start they could have hoped for and it’ll be impressive if they muster up more than 4/5 points

Haven’t got time to write jokes. Who am I, toughguymick?

If you think he walks a tightrope, I would like to introduce you to Joelinton. Joao Pedro would be an amateur compared to him

It’s also only the 17th of June. We’ve had a bit of a flurry of activity because of this CWC farce but it’s not usual for this time of year

Kim Woodburn. How clean is your crypt?

I enjoyed watching PSG/Atletico, I must admit. Both teams played it at a better pace than I expected and PSG are just a joy to watch. Palmeiras were decent too but I only lasted until half time in that before I went to Kip. In theory, it’s not a bad idea but everything about the execution is absolutely atrocious. An exercise designed to make the rich richer played at a fucking stupid time. Plus, these kick off times are a nice warm up for the World Cup. Which will have 104 games btw Staying up until 2 am to watch Ecuador play Australia. What a life

They’re annoyed that there’s women playing in Soccer Aid because of course they are