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Prior to me having the camera up the japs eye they did an ultrasound scan on my balls. The nurse said she would step out whilst I undressed. Then I laid there with my cock out 🤣

He didn’t even get a red card for it at the time and the player on the receiving end made no issue of it. His problem with the SFA was that they understandably banned him for it. Part of the ban was served while he was in prison and the SFA tried to make it that the ban only started when he got out. I’ve heard him on a couple of podcasts and he came across well. He understands that alcohol got him into a lot of trouble and knocked it on the head.

The Portsmouth performance under Hippoheed Allardyce should’ve seen him hung, drawn and quartered. Then have Keegan take a shit down his neck hole.

Billy Idol ??

Was his third conviction for assault (just looked it up). I'm supposing the nutted player reported it as such and in law a football pitch isn't anything goes territory, in reality it's no different to the street.

A police sergeant familiar with Ferguson's legal history saw it on the TV and made a complaint ... this is an example of why I no longer live in Scotland

I can remember being desperate to see pardew get a couple of years for nutting meyler.

I still think it's outrageous that he was jailed for something that happened on a football pitch. Probation or not.

When I had the finger up the arse just before Christmas, he kept pressing really hard and going "and that doesn't hurt?"...... "errr no, I mean it's not nice but it doesn't hurt" which he just seemed to take as a personal insult and tried again "..... That's not hurting?!" As close to being finger fucked as I've ever been.

Fuckin hell man, Sheffield Wednesday.. what an absolute fuckin cunt Chsnsiri is 😞 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jun/28/sheffield-wednesday-financial-crisis-football-championship-dejphon-chansiri?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

He didn't get jailed just for the nutting iirc, he was on probation for a series of fisticuffs I believe.

Aye maybe he will run down his contract and come back here on a free 😀

I've had a few experiences like that, I'll just embrace it if it ever happens again, maybe stick a daffodil up my arse to soften the scenery?

I had a similar experience at the doctor’s recently. I’ll spare you the details but degrading is an understatement. I’ll just say I was being examined in what can only be described as a vulnerable pose. Thankfully all clear here too

Getting 16 year old Shane vibes, CT?

16 year old RW

We’ve signed Alfie Hutchison - whoever the fuck he is

He doesn't know?

Looks like Pope meant to post that on Wilsons page?

Done

Still looks better than going to Glastonbury