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I was always into lasses football, tbf....

Why do you think we hang around here?

He'd be gone even before Crawley for me.

Hall has a chance of playing tomorrow apparently.

Ban both of these until they learn that moustaches are for fucking weirdos.

I think there was a better than 50% chance that he nearly pulled Paul Walsh.

Dee Hepburn? It's getting worse! She'd have been a catch if it was the 80s?

Thought I recognised her. And yes Ghostwatch is her crowning achievement.

Only @Rayvin left, howling into cyber space about President Farage

you see your theory lacks credibility because it's not the first time I've had a celebrity gush like a fountain. not long after moving to cheltenham, so late 80s/early 90s I was in the rotunda pub and a minxy young maiden was getting all doe eyed and pouty every time I looked in her direction. turns out this lustful lass was dee hepburn out of gregory's girl. sadly I was on a pub crawl and had to go and leave her to forever rue her missed opportunity.

Absolute legend as always

McCullum's got to go like. He will still insist they got their preparation spot on, no doubt

TBD: [to his lass] "I think Lilly Allen fancies iz, she's smiling at me." Lilly Allen: [grimacing, turns to her mate] "Fack me, I've got really bad heartburn today."

We have Harrison Ashby out on loan too, he plays right back. So he'll be third fiddle behind the centre mid and the ageing, CTE riddled centre half.

Only most of you. I'll just be nearly dead.

So we recall Targett and play Scharr or Miley on the right? This is getting fucking ridiculous.

Leo Shahar about to become the hero we've never heard of.

Christ! He’s gone full Ginger Yoda!

Agreed though, Greene was fucking mint.

He preferred "Smitty" to all of the above.

Gemmill cares not.

Stokes can realistically only stay if he plays as a batsman (the number 3 position is surely available now) as his body is clearly not up to the task of bowling as well. There has to be a dramatic rethink now surely. Crawley, Pope, Wood, Carse, Bashir, Jacks all either aren't good enough or (in Wood's case unfortunately) fit enough and there's big question marks over Tongue and Smith (as a keeper at least). Bazball at first struck me as a way of trying to play to the strengths of the players we have available but they've taken it far too far. Being positive is great but playing stupidly isn't going to get us anywhere. We need to respect the way the game has to be played because there's a reason that's what's worked for centuries. Australia away is always going to be tough, but we're making it much more difficult than it should be (against their current team) by poor preparation, poor selection and the arrogance coming out of the whole setup.