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The staff of life!

But it’s difficult to print ewerk.

Aye that thing got fucked off eventually. Toast in the morning is what life is all about.

Aye that thing got fucked off eventually. Toast in the morning is what life is all about.

Keto diet going well then? Bread looks superb mate.

Aye that’s one of the things I don’t understand. A logo is about brand identity and our logo is one of the most identifiable out there. It seems pointless to change it and start again.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/harrydecosemo/2025/05/09/why-newcastle-united-is-wrong-to-change-crest/

I'm fucking crying at that 😂😂😂😂

We spent £15m on Osulu who I doubt will ever make the grade here. But if he does that will be down to Howe and his team. I don't think DCL or Ferguson are ideal to be honest but I'd hazard a guess Howe would get more out of the latter especially with the best years in front of him (hopefully). Lets see what Big Mitch can conjure up.

Always sensible to get murdered during the grading process. End up in a lower division where you can shine. Or not. 🙂

I was thinking that when Wyki was talking about the Vietnam war at school. At his age I was learning about the Napoleonic wars and earlier. When did history get so recent? 🙁

After seeing about 3000 marginally different AI generated variations of a new club logo in the last 24 hours I'm hopeful that the next graphic design expert to fill out a prompt will finally crack the code with the placement of the magpie(s), the castle, the river and the contentious matter of stars and foundation year. It's in your hands now Ian from Byker.

I love Eddie's responses to any questions on finance - a polite "don't know" equivalent moves thing along to the next question efficiently. In the pre-match presser when asked about Chelsea's sale of a hotel and their women's team a lesser man (like me, Klopp etc) would have gone on a rant about uneven playing fields and the like, but not our Eddie.

On the English one, after this season if he wasn't a club trained player we'd be looking to move him on. This could be both good and bad for Longstaff himself as I think he would be a very good starting option for a newly promoted side and here he is only going to get significant minutes in an injury crisis or in the odd cup game.

Green t-shirt or gtfo.

Poker Face S2 is on Sky and Now. Still class.

I shouldn’t laugh but I’ve been cracking up at this all day

That 'backpass' man Fuck Me.

The lad who just scored the winner is a "special, special player" for whom there'll be "some big bids in the summer" according to RTG. Transfermarkt has his value at £4m.

1985. I’d been working at the Calvert Trust was just starting out on my “rattle all the tarts” period.

He's absolute chod like, even at this level. Sunderland have been jammy as owt here like.

If they come up, that Onion is going to wear VAR out, 2 pens could easily have been given against the cunt.