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That last screenshot They’re a fanbase who spent a 10 page thread inventing stories about how every football fan in London bent over backwards to fellate them last week but we’re the needy ones

keith just being keith, the stupid cunt. cockney mackem running themselves down a bit there though with regard to the exposure they deserve. when they went down, down again and then lolled about in the 3rd division for 4 years both nufc and supporters from the rest of the country's football clubs found it absolutely fucking hilarious and fell about laughing accordingly.

We're after one of those fancy dan set piece coaches. https://trainingground.guru/job/set-play-coach-first-team-newcastle-united/

Someone should show him that on whatever social media platform he's on, I'm sure he'll take it in good spirits and see the funny side.

I chucked in a quippy 2 liner, I'm not about to set up me debut twitter account and unleash hell on the net. that said mind I do think kd raises a valid point, it was those 5 players I had in mind in when posting. if we were genuinely interested then it would appear we've missed out to the speedier suitors. which in some ways is probably preferable to watching us losing in a protracted, public game of 3 card brag where the maximum stake is a penny like we did with guehi last summer. a new player would be nice. what's more likely to bring out the inner meldrew with me is if saudi clubs keep funding our competitors with ludicrous fees for their has beens and never quite will be's without mbs and al-rumayyan waving their bonesaws about.

I was very tempted to get my zoom lens out walking on the beach yesterday..... But got sudden panic over ethical, legal, employment and MF concerns.

Oxymoron alert!

If the last 2-3 days is demonstrable on how you lot are going to be, this thread needs a health warning and is probably best avoided. No real point getting emotional in response to journalist reports linking players with other clubs who were linked to us previously thanks to journalist reports. Likely find that our true recruitment hasn’t even been rumoured and these names were nothing more than clickbait.

It’s fair to say he doesn’t have any inside information at all anymore (if he ever did).

Keith foaming with such fury, he forgotten who scored in the cup final

Stalk them on socials then post their pics on here. You know you're dying to

First day went great. Only cunt is me it seems. I'll soon change that. Decent amount of fanny too 👍🏻👌🏻

Evidently Tripps and Mad Dog are on holiday together, from comments on bluesky, nee pics (yet)

I wouldn't be surprised if we stand pat until end of the month, we'll have a list of targets we'd like from clubs we'll reckon are PSR squeezed, pick up one or two bargains and then go big signing (if we need to) early July. Edit: As an added bonus this strategy would wind up TBD no end and supercharge his inner Meldrew which would be highly amusing.

If Howe is fizzing then the silly fucker needs to stop losing his Technical Directors at an alarming rate If that comment was aimed squarely at Mitchell then Mitchell puts his notice in a few days later then he's definitely partly to blame if this window doesn't end up being as transformative as it needs to be...

Yeah am quite enjoying my new role identifying Gemmill's burner accounts. This one's a fuckin doozy, he's cosplaying yanky female data nerd with a pic of Damon Alban in a poxy Chelsea shirt from the 90s. He's hypothesizing that man utd are about to walk into one of the most common mistakes in football recruitment...they're basically buying the two outstanding players from last season but they're both anomalies; nothing in their history suggests they'll do it again... https://x.com/stuffsabsays/status/1929638965273154035?t=TFHbEkmArazJKiLBVc5p5g&s=19 So let's move on. Man Utd fans told us Ashworth, Wilcox and the drugs cheat were guaranteed to move them forward and that Yoro was a young Beckenbauer etc etc...if PiF finance this by buying their Bruno (he's absolutely key to them) and they remain in the bottom half of the table it's going to be even funnier than this season, the wages they must be offering will be even more crippling. This could properly finish them....

good work, if you can get it

Anybody heard from Wykiki? #thoughtsandprayers #cunts

It's a shame because he is clearly a good player, but I maintain that anyone choosing Man U over us (or quite a lot of other teams) currently is self-sorting into the "not worth our time" basket. Yes top players will always back themselves to succeed but they're picking a sinking ship because it was good a decade ago, they're either thick as pig shit or have terrible greedy advisors around them and we don't need that. There are other players.

How lucky can these cunts get!