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I’ve seen worse players than Longstaff go for more than £25 million. He has been a regular in sides performing at the right end of the table and even chipped in with 8 goals or so last season. There’ll be a few teams who will fancy getting him a run of games. It’s also telling that everyone that plays with him and manages him says he’s a good player

You'd understand better if you took your anti-Longstaff tunnel vision specs off.

Havertz, Rice and Trossard back in training today.

Do a day trip to Potsdam the former capital of Prussia. Don’t be tempted to drink Berliner Weiße and eat as much Currywurst as you can.

Don’t make me fall out with you! 😄

I see Ineos are outperforming Ashley as well with Amorim and others having to make sure staff will be able to watch their final.

Don’t worry, no cunt will be able to watch it.

We're fine with the Chinese. A great bunch of lads.

I had a raptured intestine ten years ago with peritonitis, xL (lethality rate) is more than 1 in 5. Went to hospital thinking it’s just an inflammation of the appendix. Needed to have a life saving operation and made a lot of use of the ability to control the pain killing infusion myself. An induced coma sounds a good idea tbh.

Ruptured intestine. They’re also saying he’s being kept asleep after the first stage of surgery. They normally do this when the abdomen can’t be closed due to swelling etc and therefore patient is kept asleep as they wouldn’t be able to tolerate the pain when conscious. This is really, really nasty 🙁

There was an offside given against Coventry in the second half against the tramps last night that was onside by about 7 yards. When you look at decisions like that it's understandable why this rule is in place. As Toonpack says players are at least as likely to get injured from any other phase of play. I guess it just looks bad when you see there was actually no need for the player to be there.

Apparently we don't have any need to do any deals like that this year though? From the noises I've heard, we're going to be trying to use FFP to our advantage this year by picking players from teams who need to do a deal.

The truth is it’s full of tours and museums, any pub you see will have excellent beer and all the restaurants are brilliant otherwise they don’t stay open. I was there for 2 months in 89 and went for a long weekend in 2008 so my specific knowledge is out of date.

Do what you want

Are we allowed to link to TikTok or will the board explode?

Starmer is playing up to people who will hate him no matter what he does whilst losing his actual support base

Grealish being linked on loan. Which seems made up because we have 2 Laws better than him and he seems the polar opposite of the on the pitch work ethic and off the pitch behaviour that Howe expects from his players.

Farage is now effectively Home Secretary

I wondered if I’d missed some big demonstration with placards in my time away It’s absolutely fair enough like - It’s a cesspit. However am I at a point where I won’t look at it for cat vids and cricket news? Not yet.

I wouldn't be surprised to see him moving in early July in a similar sort of deal we did last year involving Forest and the Greek.

Feel the same. Just going to completely disengage from it at this point. What a fucking disgrace Starmer is, and I've spent the last 3 years defending him. Worst thing is its clear he's doing all this purely for political reasons but it's so transparently going to backfire even in those cynical terms.

In that case I recommend you post a "Where to watch the match on Sunday in Berlin?" thread in the SMB. 👍

Neither do I, my online presence is this place and bluesky these days. I sometimes venture onto RTG depending on the moon phase.