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Check your business bank account it might have access to free software.

Aye sounds a nightmare of extra work at first glance.

En route for wedding…just witnessed dozens of witless mackems and yorkies wandering lost round the underground standing on the left of the escalators most of them already pissed and lairy as fuck

I've not looked at this properly yet but if it is as you say then it's going to be a headache indeed. I'll look into it a bit and respond properly.

Mrs Rents used to enjoy representing taxi drivers who had had a crash and wanted compensation for lost work. "I work 60 hours a week and make 70k, I need compensation!" "Ern, problem is your tax returns indicate you work 10 hours a week and earn 10k..."

That'd be cool.

“I wonder if we’ll sign Mbappe!?” ”TURN THOSE FUCKING ESCALATORS OFF”

Au contraire

The fucking cheek of it!

I also had that precise thought

As a taxi driver I'm amazed that you even know what HMRC is.

sounds like joe is out but isak and trippier have a chance of playing

Turns out English billionaires hit differently

I might actually get Howmanheyman on the back!

Can't afford to sack him or to keep him.

So then, any other small / sole traders effected or affected by this new making tax digital" carry on? Only got the letter today so haven't looked into it as yet, but basically sounds as though I now have to buy some new commercial software, use that and also update them every flipping quarter. What an absolute pain in the arse this sounds as though it's going to be and if any of you government IT whiz kids are involved, you should go and have a good long stare at yourself in the mirror!!! I guess I could go back to paying an accountant, but no doubt as well as his yearly fee, the fucker will want a small fortune for all these quarterly updates. The big man coming after us little hard working backbone of the country.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8nk279ydyo

This is also not the answer he's looking for: https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlctkjjY2G6Rkmdec82YzzFcgpnyWaumieiANU1D9ouGzOc4maApsSwC2l7Qp7H4gXTdsyJgsQQkILCPX4cVnDE2DHg39tSgpMPc4SsBcLze2oDzdhGd5aFAafoDN-FKA2xF-j1kLOafE/s1600-rw/colombia+soho+world+cup+team.jpg

The cheering they did when billionaire Jim Ratcliffe turned up to make everything better again.

They pretty much paid a fraction of the value of the club with their own money and then let the club pay off the interest on the debt for them. Meanwhile, since Fergie they've been a complete shitshow by their own previously high standards. Man U were the first club to really commercialise themselves so it's no surprise when some American crooks look at it as easy money and jump on board.

The same people who thought Mike Ashley was a decent owner must think the Glaziers are fucking AWESOME

Saudi must be their only hope for a fee on chubby cheeks Casemiro.

The home kit isn’t a complete disaster, it’ll probably grow on me. They are wearing it on Sunday so that’s a good place to start.

Ivan Toney back in the squad?!. 22 goals and 4 assists in 29 games, but it's fucking Saudi. May as well pick Mark Toney.