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if Trafford is coming in then I guess he’d be number 1. Pope is top-class until he has the ball at his feet

I keep hearing that we're exploring shifting Pope to Leeds. Anything in that? Not sure I'd be up for it tbh.

I remember going to Durham a few years back with a friend I invited up from London - born and bred southern lad, fairly sheltered from the realities of life north of Watford Anyway I told him Durham was a really nice little city, nice walk around etc. We got there over a bank holiday weekend and it felt like all of Sunderland had emptied itself into the place. Arrived at 1pm to absolute chaos in the main town areas, drunken fistfights, screaming mackem spawn, it was breathtaking in its depravity. I could tell my mate was reeling from this a bit so I said we'd get some money and head into the quieter bits around the Cathedral - stood in line behind a bloke in a Sunderland top. Waited for about 60 seconds before I realised he was pissing on/into the ATM in a drunken haze. The whole scene was like Mordor had emptied and successfully conquered Minas Tirith. We just got back on the train in the end, and I felt incredibly ashamed of the north for a good few hours... thanks for that Sunderland.

I was gonna but couldn't be arsed. What is it?

Yes from my experience working in the Middle East. Lazy, not just cautious. If the Prince who signs the checks is travelling you can be sure nee fecker is getting paid till he's back. But you'd still think a conglomerate like PIF should act a lot faster. At some point someone's got to look at the whole exec situation and think we've got to do tons betters ffs. It's clearly having an impact, and I'm not fussed about transfer activity yet but for instance when's the stadium decision due again? Our rivals are not dallying about.

jawline, mouth, nose, forehead, even tits are comparable in size. coincidence or not?

has this cunt finished his feasibility study yet?

Nah marra FYP, they just needed an extra signature when signing the giro so saved on the taxi fare

More bright pink muffin tops than a mackem bakery.

I was just getting mildly excited / feeling happy about the nice weather and the forecast for the coming days. Then the inevitable reaction of the Palmersville locals popped into my head.

I've left out the bit where Keyth sparks all four of them out. Because it's a given.

MLF'dYP

Is this off the Interpol CP site?

DIY? Looks like you made the butties, with the kitchen axe, and bought the rest at Boldon Asda… “ Homemade afternoon tea, couldn’t be arsed!”

The shirt with the old badge is £85, the player issue shirt with the new badge is £140. Would sir like the interest free credit facility?

"Keyth! Calling Keyth! There's been 3 (three) parents spotted collecting their kids on a hot afternewn wearing theya mag tops, repeayt, theya wa wearing tha mag tops. Over "

Beat me to it.

For one?

DIY afternoon tea

Getting married outside the call centre they work at?

'Those filthy mags always wearing their shirts'. Meanwhile, on Wearside: I'm not sure what's classier, the football top or his sister's tits spilling out of her dress.

Well that's thoroughly underwhelming. Looks like a Turkey special FFS

"Dear Keyth, Thank you for yeh letter dayated 19/06/2025 appeyling yeh speyding awarahness course. Unfortunateley, we cannit rescind the points and give yeh a reyfund. Apparentley, trying to tak ewt a mag in a tewn top in South Sheylds on a Wens'dah afternewn is not just cause for deyin fiftey two in a twentey. Dinnit ask ez why, marra. It's a shayam an'aarl coz ah hate the mags. See yeh at the course, marra. Careful of the wandering mags ewtside when ya gerrin the car park. Last thing yeh neyd is another three points. PS: As an aside the premeyeh leygue dinnit allow yeh to transfer them to the club either. Ah na weh neyd all the help wa can get."