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Nice one, that's mint news. Fancy giving me a lift to town for the match tomorrow?

If he's anything but absolutely 100% just play young Murphy, way too many games coming up to risk him being out for weeks again.

Had a call from the medical department of the DVLA, they're lifting the no driving order so I'm ok to drive but still want to hear from my consultant which is fine by me, hopefully he doesn't answer them back till he's seen me first in early January. Power to the Walkerville One....

Or PG Tips maybe, if he's a chimp off the old block

I fully expect him to find God and join the right wing grift in the New Year, that's the normal course for wrong'uns these days

Have you hired out the bogs at Boldon Dogs?

Mug party works night out i’ll be back

It's always the ones you least expect

You lived near GCHQ, aye? Getting a gummy off Judi Dench is one you probably want to keep to yourself

Hiding behind the flowerpot?

Brooke Bond girl, mebbies

Has a chance of being available according to Howe today. He has "hamstring fatigue", whatever that means.

Hall is back for Chelsea, isn’t he?

With that face, Scharr can play in both positions.

Bound girl way more believable.

So it's not even an inch ??

Aye, I bet it was mint.

I take you're considering the dutch sicknote being available ? Brave move!

theres a lot of cynicism creeping in here. I can't decide whether or not yous deserve to hear the tale of the night I pulled a bond girl.

Actually on second thoughts TBD is clearly full of shit. That’s him in the background.

You could have asked her mate Claire for a date with me.

When she retired from acting she donated her jaw to Minnie Driver