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The Portsmouth performance under Hippoheed Allardyce should’ve seen him hung, drawn and quartered. Then have Keegan take a shit down his neck hole.

Billy Idol ??

Was his third conviction for assault (just looked it up). I'm supposing the nutted player reported it as such and in law a football pitch isn't anything goes territory, in reality it's no different to the street.

A police sergeant familiar with Ferguson's legal history saw it on the TV and made a complaint ... this is an example of why I no longer live in Scotland

I can remember being desperate to see pardew get a couple of years for nutting meyler.

I still think it's outrageous that he was jailed for something that happened on a football pitch. Probation or not.

When I had the finger up the arse just before Christmas, he kept pressing really hard and going "and that doesn't hurt?"...... "errr no, I mean it's not nice but it doesn't hurt" which he just seemed to take as a personal insult and tried again "..... That's not hurting?!" As close to being finger fucked as I've ever been.

Fuckin hell man, Sheffield Wednesday.. what an absolute fuckin cunt Chsnsiri is 😞 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2025/jun/28/sheffield-wednesday-financial-crisis-football-championship-dejphon-chansiri?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

He didn't get jailed just for the nutting iirc, he was on probation for a series of fisticuffs I believe.

Aye maybe he will run down his contract and come back here on a free 😀

I've had a few experiences like that, I'll just embrace it if it ever happens again, maybe stick a daffodil up my arse to soften the scenery?

I had a similar experience at the doctor’s recently. I’ll spare you the details but degrading is an understatement. I’ll just say I was being examined in what can only be described as a vulnerable pose. Thankfully all clear here too

Getting 16 year old Shane vibes, CT?

16 year old RW

We’ve signed Alfie Hutchison - whoever the fuck he is

He doesn't know?

Looks like Pope meant to post that on Wilsons page?

Done

Still looks better than going to Glastonbury

Didn't realise he only got 7 international caps because he spat his dummy out at the SFA cos he did 6 weeks in jail when he nutted someone on the pitch.

They contain Oestrogen which grows breast tissue in men apparently (something to do with how much cows milk is in iirc)