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If they were Newcastle tickets then you'd be calling for them to be shot at dawn.

Thanks for reminding me. David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?" Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up." Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?" Bing: "Rubber bum pump?" Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."

Poor cunt dies so let's lust after his old co-star. (But aye, very retro tasty).

I used to have biddy biddy biddy sound as the notification on my mobile phone. Now I can't work out how to do this. Progress.

All I have to say to this is.… ….Rubber Bum Pump.

Let's hope the horse is better behaved than the donkey obviously was.

The bottom lot, there's some very strange people around this world, none more so than that country, I'm starting to think @Howayhas ended up in Guantanamo Bay.

That's quite disturbing..... 😲

i love how he seems to be absolutely buzzing to be here. the look on his face when he walks out onto the pitch as a newcastle player for the first time is priceless. loved his celebrations from the sidelines when the winner went in too.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce3wd2yv7vyo another couple of bindippers to add to the ludicrously high percentage of scousers that already make up the uk's prison population. I'm not condoning what they've been doing, however their defence barrister is absolutely bang on with this, in particularthe last couple of lines.... Damian Nolan, defending Louis James, said Liverpool FC could not claim reputational damage from the fraud "because senior players in the first team squad were equally active in this market as anyone and that was happening right under the club's nose." Mr Nolan said: "Liverpool cannot claim to be damaged here because they tolerated the same behaviour from players and staff. "The club want to control the secondary ticket market - that's what this case is about

Aye a guaranteed North vs South. Obviously the GENUINE North if we make it to the final.

I still hate dennis tueart now me.

this is what i thought when we drew you, the holders. the last 5 clubs are really top notch this year. people slate this cup, but its not easy peasy. final will be United or City v the best London has to offer.

i'd have fancied our chances more in a one-off game in a final against them. tough ask over two legs. we might nick a win at home but imagine having to defend a lead at their place over 90 minutes in the second leg - good luck with that

they might feign disdain, but much like you they'll give a little kick in the air when tess demands to keep dancing.

it's over 2 legs mind

first world worries. reminds me of a friend that was complaining about moths eating his cashmere (yes i know there's a lot to unpick there, but he's a great guy and he started with nothing and thats poor person nothing not rich person nothing).

Go sit on a funnel-web you convict cunt

Are the rest of your travel mates big into ballroom, or just you?

03.15 rise and shine for me, 04.30 tewkesbury m5 meet up. I fucking hate these 12.30 kick offs with a passion, although in this case with a fair wind I might make it back to see who lifts the magical glitter ball.

I went on to check for Chelsea tickets before. There was one there last time I looked but it was gone by the time I added it. Now I'm stuck in the PSV members sale queue because no one is allowed to look at Chelsea tickets while PSV tickets are on sale. Fucking pile of shit system.

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