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No one seriously expects you guys to miss out Also you're somehow not as enjoyable a scalp for that as Chelsea, Forest or Villa, at least to my eyes.

Lane 7 is more for student age I'd say. Pity the Hard Rock Cafe has shut tbh. Maybe the Fat Hippo if you're after a burger, Pizza Punk for Pizzas obvs, the Botanist for views, or My Delhi for a curry if he likes spicy food.

Fans with any kind of musical instrument and fans with microphones or megaphones are cunts of the highest order and should be garrotted.

He looked a bit upset Yamal, shook up.

Magnificent. What a game

Inzaghi is hilarious on the touchline. Miles out of his technical area, practically on the pitch at times

Don’t know age of kid, but if he’s the right age, he might enjoy lane 7, just down from the ground. https://lane7.com/venue/newcastle/

I reckon this Yamal kid might be a good young option to understudy Murphy for a couple of years

Bah. They will remain eternal cunts to me after their antics against us 20 years ago.

Mad game this. Inter looked done in the second half

Am sure am wrong but that feels like the first Inter goal in the tie not scored or assisted by Dumfries who is currently and has been for some time my favourite Dutch footballer. He’d have been a god at SJP

I'll tell you what if I have start watching Newcastle playing in games like this I'm not going to make 70

Well the offer is still open

I once had a shite wearing an Inter top from toffs so stick that in yer pipe and smoke it.

I had an Inter Toffs shirt. Not that I'm a bird or being banged by you like. Just sayin

Their full name is Toss Offs

I had no idea that Toffs offered that sort of service.

Genuinely thought you had made a typo. The answer is Hooters.

This game.

Fair enough. Not sure I was expecting that

What a game of football this is

Get yhe fuck in

I once shagged a lass who was wearing an Inter shirt I bought off Toffs