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done this once before but fuck it...

this is not what toonpack was after...

Mbuemo always felt like he was more of a name put forward so much by supporters that eventually some of the reporters started linking him to us as well. I don't think we've ever seriously targeted him, his age and price don't fit for me and I'm not sure he provides for Isak in the same way as Murphy does. Murphy had an unreal last campaign and I honestly think Howe will start with him as first choice regardless of who we sign. So I think it's far more likely we will look for a younger player who can hopefully develop into a better version of Murphy. IMO we aren't paying £50m+ for that player. I think we'll probably spend more at the back but I'm still not convinced we're looking for any £50m players. I think we'll look considerably cheaper and bolster the squad more. Without considerable sales I don't see us spending more than £100m so we're going to have to be much smarter than spunking £60m on players like Mbuemo.

Big Jam built like he could go 12 rounds with Usyk, the absolute specimen

So you’re saying Luke Edwards is the nationally recognised version of Gemmil for making predictions.

Forgot about his Osula one

No idea, just seen mention they're away together.

where've they gone then? I've still got some poolside pics from me holiday in majorca '88 if you want to see some tits?

it wasn't just other clubs supporters though was it? they invented stories about being given guards of honour in covent garden by groups of tourist students who weren't even in to football. still, at least that demonstrates an infinitely better form of holidaying decorum than running about attacking northern italians with a plastic sword outside rome's colloseum.

Bryan Mbeumo right now:

Bruno Fernandes knocks back Saudi .. That's the solution to their PSR question up in smoke.

Mad dog is too busy rifling everyone's wives he doesn't have time to write: 'Trip takes it' on a post it note anymore.

He is basing his entire premise on one man saying one thing and conflating it across the entire fan base. He's the fucking poster boy for delusion, the mad cunt. I don't say that every mackem shits in on the floor of the stands at their ground, do I? Mainly, because they never fill their ground, but still...

That last screenshot They’re a fanbase who spent a 10 page thread inventing stories about how every football fan in London bent over backwards to fellate them last week but we’re the needy ones

keith just being keith, the stupid cunt. cockney mackem running themselves down a bit there though with regard to the exposure they deserve. when they went down, down again and then lolled about in the 3rd division for 4 years both nufc and supporters from the rest of the country's football clubs found it absolutely fucking hilarious and fell about laughing accordingly.

We're after one of those fancy dan set piece coaches. https://trainingground.guru/job/set-play-coach-first-team-newcastle-united/

Someone should show him that on whatever social media platform he's on, I'm sure he'll take it in good spirits and see the funny side.

I chucked in a quippy 2 liner, I'm not about to set up me debut twitter account and unleash hell on the net. that said mind I do think kd raises a valid point, it was those 5 players I had in mind in when posting. if we were genuinely interested then it would appear we've missed out to the speedier suitors. which in some ways is probably preferable to watching us losing in a protracted, public game of 3 card brag where the maximum stake is a penny like we did with guehi last summer. a new player would be nice. what's more likely to bring out the inner meldrew with me is if saudi clubs keep funding our competitors with ludicrous fees for their has beens and never quite will be's without mbs and al-rumayyan waving their bonesaws about.

I was very tempted to get my zoom lens out walking on the beach yesterday..... But got sudden panic over ethical, legal, employment and MF concerns.

Oxymoron alert!

If the last 2-3 days is demonstrable on how you lot are going to be, this thread needs a health warning and is probably best avoided. No real point getting emotional in response to journalist reports linking players with other clubs who were linked to us previously thanks to journalist reports. Likely find that our true recruitment hasn’t even been rumoured and these names were nothing more than clickbait.

It’s fair to say he doesn’t have any inside information at all anymore (if he ever did).