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Young Ms. Fist went to this. She’s been recovering from a serious illness and this was one of her milestones so she was over the moon to be able to go. I asked her what the highlight of the gig was and she said it was afterwards in the Metro station. They were on the platform, the place was packed with everyone singing when it suddenly went quiet, and a strong tang of stale sweat and dirty kegs drifted through the place. She turned around and saw a pathway open up through the crowd, and two lads in sunderland tops making their way confidently towards the platform, handing out slices of Pocket Cheeyse as they went. Everyone gratefully received their slice , until they got to two lads stood next to my daughter. She said they were both 7ft tall and over twenty stone with muscles on their fingers. No sooner had they refused The Cheeyse when, KABLAAM, KAPOOOW! The pair of them were one-punched by the givers of The Cheeyse- sparked out cold. Everyone looked at their feet, and the atmosphere was briefly uncertain, but then some international students, 5 Japanese lasses, reverently approached the two lads and requested Cheeyse. As soon as they got their slices, they started hopping up and down, clapping their hands and squeaking, ” We hate the mags snarl, Mallas!” Our two heroes got on their train, and as it pulled away and headed south, Ms. Fist thought she heard an Elvis song come over the station PA, but she’s not sure because at that very same moment EVERY SINGLE PERSON in that station broke out in spontaneous applause and cheering as our heroes left the station. I’ve just snuck in to check on her now, and she’s slept with The Slice under her pillow, and has replaced her poster of Mohammed bin Salman Al Saud with this one of Eric Gates Marras, I’ve never been so proud of her. True story

Is this the line that didn't make it into Roy's final speech in Bladerunner? I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears when some lass squirts in your eye. Time to die.

The fucking commentary livramentooo *some french* linvramentooo lageordie magpies LIVRAMENTO!

Tino class: https://streamin.me/v/304b1f52

I struggle to believe that’s true. Gemmill dishes out more abuse than Gary Glitter. I’m sure he can take it, gangbang or otherwise.

Am convinced its all Gemmill.playing silly buggers. Toonpack,Dougle and KCG all ganged up on him and he really didnt ike it

That’ll disappear soon though. And this. Like tears when some lass squirts in your eye.

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When we finally do make a proper signing the forum will just keep deleting any posts about it, to the point where no one knows what to believe anymore. Limbo’s telly. Is it the same amount of data that gets removed each deletion or is it growing, blob-like (not overtime), and will ultimately remove all of Alex’s half a million posts? And all the images less than 399.36kb? Either way, I hope we’ve got some deals ready to go because we will be fucked next season without at least 4 new seniors. Hopefully some of the youth start breaking through or what’s the point of them? Endless supply of youthful but conveniently inept wingmen for JT? This post will self-destruct before any cunt reads it.

Catts for me like

Man Utd after Hugo Ekitike now. When will they ever learn?

Looks like it was fixed pretty quickly. Edit: looks like a load of services went down pretty much all at the same time. Wonder if there's been some outside influence.

yup https://twitter.com/morningbrew/status/1933238409138467166?s=46&t=z2j8swpKHKggwsIUQJsACw

Has it? Mine seems fine.

Google Cloud gone up its own backside this evening 😬

Thomas Frank confirmed at Spurs

The annual Sam Fender hate thread is back on. This lad was arguing with Sam Fender about Saudi Arabia on Instagram! Why aye!

England U21s having a keeper called Beadle is ridiculous. That one tiny hand is keeping nowt out

Everyone always mentions the songs from Pet Sounds but Surf’s Up has always been my favourite. Especially the Smile mix

Mad he’s learned all that so quickly. Almost like they tapped him up 18 month ago

The parmo scene must have made quite an impact

On top of the distinctly average squad and, it seems, out of his depth manager, there's another intangible at play. No-one is going to be daunted to go and play them at OT anymore, teams now go looking to win as opposed to being half beaten before they get on the pitch.

Bollocks

That's what general rag opinion plus all the 'media' were saying after the previous season, but I was thinking 'hang on, look how many stuffy points they salvaged via flukes and the usual diabolical reffing decisions, they cant get higher' - unfortunately the bottom half bet for even those twats was too skinny at 7/1, so failed to take it. True, they probably cannot get lower this time but 1) we can hope, and 2) I don't see them finding salvation at the top end...