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When he says race meeting, he's talking about the KKK. Very different song.

The Gemmill of North London

It seems The Blaydon Races is now a County Durham song, and we’ll soon have to hand it over to the Orcs, as we pinched it apparently…Collingwood Street, Balmbras, Armstrongs Factory, The Robin Adair were and are still in Durham, how stupid of us all …they really are a bunch of gimps. So that’s our history altered now along with Bilbao’s and Feyenoord’s.

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If you were to make a prediction, what would it be ?

Get Carol Smilie and PaddockLad in and they'll have it finished before tea time.

I've just chocked on a fucking apple Fuck me man, crying

I mean, if they can make it work on the existing site, it’s perfect. Hard to see how they create an arena with 60k+ seats and world class facilities though without demolishing most of it and rebuilding most of it again, which raises a load of other questions previously discussed on here

Think again.

He's in really good form too.

Hottest striker in the league

No takers on Silas? You lot will have been too busy writing to Jimmy Savile, I expect. Dear Jimmy. Please can you fix it for me to spend the day inside your tracky b's.

It would be hilarious if after they secured premiership status they got hit with a massive sanction.

Does nobody remember Silas BTW. You can all get to fuck with that.

Yeah he's long since stopped giving them operating cash, so 777 are keeping them afloat pending PL approval of a deal, and the longer that process has gone on, the more dodgy 777 have appeared. I can't see the deal being allowed to go through now with all the other bother 777 is in, so fuck knows what happens.

He's not getting any tea after his mum coming home from bingo to find he'd curled one out of the coffee table and tried to cover it up with a few books.

Moshiri is a billionaire. Is he just refusing to put any more of this own money into the club? If so then that really is tremendous work by the Everton fans.

You are like the boards E numbers

I'm simply Everton's reverse Hype Man. And...