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Aye it's just the professional grouch schtick. As if a team that, since the takeover has progressed deep into the domestic cup competitions, and didn't embarrass themselves in the Champions League, is going anywhere but up. Especially given our backing. He's just a bitter old cunt.

Her type are normally delivered to a pasture packed in tight in a livestock lorry

The Iron Claw. Decent enough watch about a wrestling family in the 80s, but fucking miserable. Apparently they completely removed another brother who killed himself from the screenplay because they thought that would be too much misery for one film

Aye his "credibility" is based entirely on what he won as a player which has absolutely fuck all to do with him being any good at what hes done since. Evidenced by him being a shite manager and a crap pundit. Its a few weeks since he called Erling Haaland a league two footballer ffs, he scored 50 goals last season

I would never have picked that on spot the ball.

That clip is exactly why Keane is a hopeless pundit. He just calls everyone shite, it’s played out and boring tbh. The direction NUFC is heading is clear to anyone but he comes out with that patter as always. Of course plums like that mackem lass on there lap it up, without thinking through what his opinion of their club is given where NUFC are compared to most.

Don’t forget Neville…his short managerial career was hilarious.

Godwin's law and all that, but... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_arrests_after_Kristallnacht

"Hi Alan, it's sky here, are you available to commentate on the Spurs v Arsenal match day?" "Absoloitely and can oi say it should be an absoloitely tremendous match as the North London matches tend to boi." "Errr, well err, if you could just do the forest v man city game after Gary does the spurs v arsenal match that would be really fantastic." "Hello? Hello? Alan? Are you still there?"

Haaland scores, camera zooms in on his dad in the crowd ✅

Aye. They probably would be safer in Rwanda.

Noel Gallagher at the game. ✅

Isn’t there literally hundreds of kids that’ve gone missing from the hotels they were staying in?

I would be raging if we ever kicked the ball out for Grealish to pretend to be injured

Man City lead on actual G

Chris Wood has missed a couple of easy chances to get Forest level.

Also,

Needs.".. but some cunts more than others" on the other side for me.

I don’t think you would, unless you have a cracking pair of tits edit; maybe you would - she’s an “omnivore”.

Am I fuck merging this, just for the comedy value.

His barber is clearly a big Braveheart fan.