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Tell them to squeeze out a turd on their kitchen bench, put the radio commentary on, then stare at the turd as they listen. They’ll feel like they’re there. Especially if they give up and fuck off 45 minutes in.

Not sure if it has been posted yet but this thread https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/predictions-for-safc-nufc-boro-finishing-places-end-of-the-season.1383654/ is effing hilarious. In a proper funny way not a bad maths masquerading as humour way.

Shut the fuck up or I'll cut your dick off, you cunt.

Probably just one for me and @Meenzer to listen to as we sit in the pissing rain at the Sage Americana Festival but it's always nice to hear this music done really well with a great vocalist and a shit-hot band.

No worries, I'll send you an audio file of me talking about it for you to listen to in the bath. I warn you though, I tend to ramble on and don't get to the point as quickly.

There you go:

Scum of the earth, those in positions of trust who skim off the top.

Tell him I like him, I'm sure it'll make his day.

The totally football show has been shite lately, Pat Nevin and Julien Laurens on the same podcast this week Pat Nevin hitting us with the wisdom that whoever replaces Iniesta at barca probably won't be as good as him and then pausing for effect like we're all supposed to be surprised that one of the most gifted midfielders to have ever played the game won't be immediately replaced by someone as good. Julien Laurens is hard to bear at the best of times but generally just his usual self, insightless whining.

If they're that keen, can't they just appeal to mackem twitter? They shouldn't use the #FTM hashtag though, that is the hashtag used by member of the trans community who're transitioning or have transitioned from Female To Male.

Takes longer to whip off the jeans than it does the joggers. So if I get randy I can quickly limp to my masturbatorium and knock one out. A little Barry White on Spotify, Lavender candles lit, one fist full of the Brigadier and the other round the throat of a dead seagull.

Tbh they should welcome the money, the skint little tramps. As Billy said they’ve got some brass neck acting outraged about what’s likely a handful of Newcastle fans wanting to go and take the piss when they paid for a plane with a banner. The best part about that plane is as time goes by it looks more and more small time. That plane rental probably cost a good percentage of their gate receipts this season.

Great album, a travesty that she lost faith in the industry and didn't record any more albums at the height of her powers. She's been in jail for tax fraud since.