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No doubt you’ll have seen Jordan Klepper’s interviews with Trump rally goers. These are literally the most stupid people on this planet, the people who swallow Trump’s bullshit by the bucketload and crawl over broken glass to vote for him. They are immune to facts and reality, their “opinion” is all that matters to them, and it’s usually pig shit ignorant and bigoted nonsense. If Trump wins we’ll be in the end times for America like you say, and possibly western civilisation as we know it. A man more obviously corrupt, narcissistic, nepotistic, mendacious and in the pocket of Russia is hard to imagine....and he will do literally anything to stay out of jail, where he belongs. His base are oblivious to it, probably because they can’t distinguish real life from reality TV, but the RNC have no such excuse and deserve political oblivion, which I hope they get.

He’s big, strong and quick. Not the best finisher. Ideal really cos we have too many lethal strikers as it is

Cummings seems more like the cling to power like a limpet type than the ride off into the sunset type. Johnson will do what he’s told to do by Cummings. Insofar as he’s able to anyway. I.e. it’s nee good telling him to deliver a coherent message via the medium of speech

If they think Fatty fucking off will “draw a line” under fucking over the entire country they’re even more removed from reality than I thought.

Actually complying still gets you a kicking these days

More wild scenes from America last night. Bunch of pro-Trump supporters ploughing their way through Portland, heavily armed, firing pepper spray from their trucks as they drive through crowds. One person shot and killed so far. The whole country is about to go up in flames, and when invited to condemn the 17 year old white lad that shot and killed two people in Kenosha last week, Trump said he didn't have all the details yet. He wants this all to go off cos chaos and bloodshed is his best hope of clinging onto power. Also, how do you suppose this scene would have played out had this bloke been black?

The proposed and completed signings all look fucking terrible. Third choice keepers, midfielders Burnley don’t want, centre backs worse than our fifth choice, second strikers when we don’t have a number 9 worth the name and some left back back who would cost about the same as me. Last summer we smashed our transfer record (allegedly) as well as signing one of the brightest prospects in ligue 1 and we were still the worst team I saw all season, with the possible exception of Bournemouth when we played them down there. This is going to be a fucking slog and I really don’t know if I have the stomach for it any more.

Oh that cunt again

The Knight: "Archra, err...Archo.....Artcraft, err....Lazaar! Alreet wor kid? You're looking in good shape, kidda! Think you've a a great chance of getting in the side next season, son. It's Lee, Lee Ryder by the way, top reporter on all things NUFC from the evening chronicle, you might've heard the other players mentioning me? Anyways, do you fancy a quick interview then mebbees meet up once a month for a chat?" Achraf Lazaar: "I'm really sorry, but Lee Marshall sorts out the interviews for players." The Knight: "Nee bother, young'un."

He’s literally endorsing this shit.

Chadwick Boseman. Colon cancer at 43. RIP.