Howmanheyman

Why did the Madrid player duck down? Why does he think he's in a wall?

Knew I should've watched the Bayern v Inter game.

FHP

Surely we could raid the championship clubs for their best talent? I'm hearing rumours there's £50m rated young players down there already at one particular club but it could be hard to prise them away because why would they want to leave?

I thought he would've preferred lettuce? Just goes to show the wide and varied diet of wildlife that somehow finds a way to sustain itself.

Palace, like Bournemouth, is always a slog of a game, Bournemouth making it even more of a slog this year.

Ewerk:

When we finished fourth we should've finished 3rd, when we lost the final we should've won it, both to the same team who we were better than that season but we didn't truly believe in ourselves and weak as the squad seems at the minute, it is still better than then, crucially as a club, players and manager aren't shying away from mentioning the CL whenever it's brought up as the realisation is we should be aiming for it and sometimes it's best to set these goals. We've got some tough games but so have the rest, win the next two then match the rest over the remaining games and it's ours, we won't win them all but neither will they.

By the way, I've since seen that bloke on YouTube stating on that sky show that Man U will be in the top 4 next season AND Alexander-Arnold will be making a big mistake if he leaves Liverpool. (mustn't upset the sky favourites, oh no).

The comms team have shown more excitement for this Leicester kid than they have for anything else tonight including Fab's shot.

"That's a lot of imagines there, la."

If Van Dick had that shot the sky commentary area at the ground would be splattered with with white wee wee.

How fucking devastated did Alan Smith sound?

I've put premier hub on, fuck sky and Alan smith.....arrrghhh! They've got Martin Tyler on....

What a 24 carrot gold cunt that Scouse bastard is. I can't bear the prick.

Bellamy saying Bruno could win a title even with us, carragher laughs. Lovely lad, him.

Imagine, (MLF klaxon but hear me out), Manchester United or Liverpool were playing tonight, does anyone think for a millisecond that they'd be talking about villa v forest with twenty minutes to KO?

@Monkeys Fist! You're on.

Bellamy doing MNF just now before walking on the moon with those shoes later on.

Just put on MNF, just Jones, 'Carra' and Bellamy laughing at how many goals Southampton have conceded now they're relegated and laughing at other all time poor PL teams like Swindon. I'd fucking love to see them all shits and giggles if one of their own beloved teams went pear shaped and got relegated. What a pack of cunts these are on sky.

On a similar note in the 2012-13 season Van Persie was offside 13 times, Luis Suarez 24 times, Gareth Bale 26 times and Papiss Cisse 164 times in front of the Gallowgate and 122 in front of the Leazes end.

Also remember Manquillo making a great run at Elland Road which earned the free kick that Shelvey scored and we never looked back the rest of the season. It seems absolutely years ago especially with the players mentioned.

Couldn't get a ticket or get there, was at the 2-2 and 4-5 at FS, always seemed a mental game playing them and I don't think their fans were impressed not going up automatically? Different times.