Howmanheyman

Just had a letter through the door on Saturday morning from work informing me I'll only get statuary sick pay for the next 6 months due to my sickness levels over the last 5 years. I was last off sick in November last year. I've seven days to appeal but by a coincidence am on night shift next week and am off the week after. just when things settle down a bit they start chucking their knives again. In normal circumstances they would've tried this in December or January and I'd have probably accepted it. They can fuck right off now, though. The amount of money wasted at my work on people with genuine bullshit jobs and they continually go after the shop floor, the only genuine 'producers'. Most people detest the place and they wonder why?

Hard drive fanny.

It's funny how they never, ever, ask anyone clued up about Mike Ashley's time at NUFC. Shola's either clueless about his own club, doesn't give fuck or is willfully trying to portray Ashley as a good lad. Take your pick which you prefer but I couldn't look any further down on him atm.

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Went to the protest then went straight home. Might've had a pint had I seen this although I was very, very hungover.

Shola can fuck right off, tbh.

'Oi! Facking penfold! Bishop's wrote aht a statement. Get the waiter's, next years transfer windfall and you to sign it. I'll be on holiday, dahn't call unless it's about big money or you'll never work again, fackin' capice, sanshine?'

What a fucking joke of a club. What other club would have to do such statements? Charnley can fuck right off as well, the head shaking Quisling cunt.

Who?

'Mixed news, unfortunately it doesn't look like Marlon Santos will be walking up the hill to the cathedral on Barrack road. However ah managed to win the meat draw at the Seaton Deleval social club last night and am fucking certain Sandra behind the bar is after my sword of many delights. She said she luvved me new duffel coat. Fucking getting it!!!'

Alreet, Dave we get the picture. You've got a lass.

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Can confirm that the prospective new owner is Billy Bullshit, current owner of Louisiana Loadashite.

Good but depressing read.

Wise old Chinese proverb; Man with plenty sum Can spend on clubs in brum. Man who can't die too soon Gets to stink out the Toon.

and his actual business. (Debt collection now, apparently.)

She looks like she's just been burgled and the kid's shit on her carpet.

Some good reviews on there. You may wish to leave your own? (I know I did.)

You're not the only one.

You heard it here first!

Put him in the Sahara, hands tied behind his back, make him walk for hundreds of miles with a rod hanging near his face with a bottle of water on one line, another line with a roast chicken hanging off it just out of range from his gob. Each item to have a '70% off' tag on them.

Does he own any racehorses, silky pyjamas and a big bed in Hollywood? Maybe needs an old Sicilian message to help him see the bigger picture.

Happy birthday Fish! (And renton)

After his sir Alex Ferguson RIP dropped bollock he can fuck right off.

Someone left a Ronny Gill lying about last night in work. Had a quick glimpse and somewhere early in his piece he says 'the man who said he would love it.....' etc as his way of telling his punters he's talking about Keegan. I hope he never changes tbh.