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In the interlude the drink and tablets wore off. Back on the water and tablets for the rest of the night till I crash out which won't be far off.

Me and the missus have finished prosecco bottle two whilst watching a Christmas carol, there's now an interlude for nibbles before resuming drink. I'm fucked, but merrily fucked. I'll suffer tomorrow but hey ho.

🎵 May your days be merry aaaand bright.... And may all...your....christ....masses not be shite. 🎶

Morts as the bairns say.

I'm tentatively trying to drink some taste the difference prosecco from Sainsbury's because I know it's quality. I'm groaning and breathing out loudly in between each sip to let everyone know my sacrifice in trying to get with the Christmas spirit.

I always tell the daughters to be careful using our sharp knives but they rightly say it's only me who cuts themselves.

FYP

That's more than I had yesterday or will have today. I've got the full on lurgy. I'll have to do the dinner, some of it already prepared but I just can't be arsed. Bah! Humbug!

Anyway, merry Christmas one and all..... "Leave it Tony, he's not worth it!"

Alreet, Chris Rea, we get the message.

I've had it a few times as well. It's no fun being a human fingerBob.

All the best, gentleman, hope you're ok Gemmill? Makes a change the finger up the arse being for purely medical purposes I suppose? (I might be having a similar experience soon).

No, I've never been a fanny for stuff like that, TP. (It's bugging me just because of the timing of it's appearance). "Damn you virus! Damn you to hell!"

Merry Christmas, enjoy your 11-ish drink. 👍

Looks like I've got a cold, nothing serious but I'm sure the same thing happened last Christmas around Christmas eve. It knows when to make an appearance.

Used to have the 2nd Jan off as a BH when I worked at S&N even though we were in Newcastle.

An excerpt from the guardian match report, "If facing the power of a nation state-funded opponent was not enough." Meanwhile the BBC mustn't think the power of a nation state is all that as their match report featured how were we going to hold on to Isak?

Greetings from France....

Hard agree.

The club's now selling a couple of 'new' retro shirts including the 88-90 striped away shirt which would be great but it's more a replica of the DHGate version with the bigger than original collar. Staggering if a professional retro retailer can't get it right tbh. There's also a one from Pardew's time, unsponsored like the 88 shirt for some reason which I wouldn't think will be flying off the shelves. https://shop.newcastleunited.com/collections/retro

Some positive signs for Man U according to the SSN presenter........

I wish I had've caught the names of the knackers on 5L the other day blowing smoke up the arse of the new manager the who couldn't believe the effect he's already had at old Trafford. Whey aye. WHEY AYE.

Why did I turn it over?