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Honey, if I wanted pictures of knobs, these are the last people's I'd want to see...

are fucking genius. Excuse the outburst. I'm still in the "omg wtf British food I couldn't get in Germany" phase.

Owned by the judge-turned book critic. 117279[/snapback]

*waves* Show us yer tits!

If he was serious about it, he'd be driving a minibus for those 72 virgins.

Never gonna happen mate (the debt bit) 117027[/snapback] Agree. Gets worse every week for me. 117028[/snapback] And the good news for you whippersnappers is - I'm 20 years older than you lot so I can say with confidence - you've got DECADES of it left (wish there was an evil laugh smiley) 117032[/snapback] It'll take me decades to pay my current debt off, never mind the stuff I continue to take on. Not even including mortgage. 117037[/snapback] Best way is, just acknowledge it's a fact of life and don't get down about it. In all seriousness, I do feel sorry about kids today (eeeee what a codger eh!!), at least I've got a house and that's the "money in the bank" so to speak. With property prices the way they are how the fuck are people gonna cope in future. My kids'll be alright though, they'll be minted if I croak BUT if I get really REALLY old it'll be all gone on paying nurses to wipe my arse etc etc 117043[/snapback] I hear Smoothie's already squandered the family jewels on that, and he's only 42.

Course he does, how else would I know about his ice hockey gimp mask? And I only groom them if they're underage. Unless you were making an oblique beard reference, in which case eww eww and thrice eww

I'm worried he'd enlist special help from Jimbo. At least he wouldn't need to buy a comedy ginger wig though.

Or the Bearded Lady? 116958[/snapback] I think Brock's already staked his claim to that one. And seriously, forget "bumfluff", if you left him without a razor for three days he'd get arrested under the Prevention of Terrorism Act

Wait, you name your mp3s title-first? Bloody savage

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Haven't they sacked Alan Brazil again today, or has he just gone AWOL? May I suggest "19" - Paul Hardcastle? 116328[/snapback] Or discovering the "shuffle" button

Tom Waits - Nighthawks At The Diner

I actually quite like it.

Same with most of the "smart casual" stuff in the club shop. "Ah, that's a nice tidy white and grey shirt. How can we improve it? Ooh, I know, a massive club badge smack in the middle!"

Smartiepants! Tsk! 115998[/snapback] Sorry. I remember getting back from the Irish pub that night and posting a seven-paragraph rant aimed at the Portuguese members of the Eurovision messageboard. They should be ashamed to share the same nationality as two corrupt and pathetic individuals like... etc.

Definitely Conceição and his laugh-and-a-joke conspiracy with the Portuguese ref.

Oh god. How wacky.

www.eurolines.com

Sounds like it's taken from an 80-page informative dossier on girls tbh.

Fucking hell - such a charmer "Aye pet, you'll do for now, just let me shoot me load over your tits and then be off with you!" 115564[/snapback] But very true, that's the way we think ladies, all men, even if they say different. 115586[/snapback] I certainly don't, you fucking bigot!

Says the kid with 8,000 plus posts 115589[/snapback] From work 115590[/snapback] Don't use words he won't understand.