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https://defector.com/billionaire-dipshit-and-his-strike-team-of-greasy-beavises-are-stripping-the-wires-from-the-federal-government

Yeah, I assume it'll basically be like the Freddy Mercury Tribute Concert except before the death rather than after it

Either M&S haven't thought this through very well, or they've thought it through very well.

I've said it before but if they built this - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lena-Arena - for three matches because of Eurovision , there's got to be things we can reasonably do too.

I was already annoyed that my NUFC-loving uncle in Sweden died just before the takeover and us buying a brilliant Swedish player. Now I'm concerned that I might die before the stadium is ready.

Why it's almost as if...

Conversely,

Menzies

There's only one Matchroom I care about

Caption competition:

That's quite a range.

Marianne Faithfull. RIP to yourself.

You'll be delighted to hear that he's just spent 20 minutes blaming diversity hires for the Washington plane crash last night.

Never mind that. Remy fucking Cabella!

The German parliament just voted for a big change in its asylum/border policy. Given how the world is right now, I can see a version of events where this repeats itself throughout the EU and free movement ends up going back to being more restricted like it used to be. I suppose that could eventually be what helps to sway the mood in this country in favour of some kind of EU rapprochement, since it was one of the key Brexit arguments in the first place. Assuming we're still capable of adult debate in any meaningful sense by then, of course.

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This is objectively hilarious.

17,561 people looked at their ballot paper last year and thought "yep, she's the one I want representing me!".

Absolutely this. The annoying thing is the pie filling was really nice. It just wasn't filling a pie.

I was at the Border Minstrel in Gosforth Park the other day and they didn't even bother to make it look like a neat hat

Live footage from Front Street: