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Don't go giving @The Fish any ideas now.

T'riggered

PARDON?

I've got nothing against self-hating gays, I just don't see why they have to do it in public.

At least they're being reasonably up front about this, i.e. they're doing what it takes to stop Johnson from being the big bad man who cancelled Christmas twice, even if it results in a January lockdown.

Imagine if we had a thing called consequences.

I read that as "skilled pensioner" at first and thought, okay, this is going to need its own thread

Why d'you think I gave up...

Aye, similar story here - better half has just been down to the local centre to see if he could get a walk-in (he's got an appointment later in the week anyway, but figured he might as well try and get as much protection as possible before Christmas) and the walk-in queue had easily 100 people in it, but appointments were going straight to the front.

"Invade a rack?"

Just had my first close encounter with a masker-vs.-nonmasker fight at the supermarket. They were already at it when I came along. Couple of punches thrown, thought it was going to get a bit stabby for a while (Lewisham innit) but security eventually waddled over and did their job. Fun times.

I still love this.

I read this without checking what thread I was in and genuinely didn't know if it was Covid or Cricket.

Pickled but undeterred, he lives!

But what if you're actually Paul Kitson?

Ah ben je comprends.

Do they not play any of their songs?

Meanwhile in Germany, first full day in the job for Scholz and the newsreader on the state broadcaster has already called him Chancellor Kohl. The post-Merkel era is going to take a bit of getting used to.